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Baseball Guru
08-06-2002, 03:14 PM
http://www.loveposts.com/fatbastard2.jpg
And I have a problem......I just love to eat....

http://www.loveposts.com/fatbastard5.jpg
Aren't I SEXY???
PissedPrincess
08-06-2002, 03:26 PM
Welcome fellow fat man. :wavey2:

If there's anything I can do to make your time here more enjoyable, please let me know. Perhaps we can post our favorite recipes!
I Are Baboon
08-06-2002, 04:31 PM
El Gargantuan needs to go on the Subway diet, like Jared. Jared is a cool guy. Betcha he's never gotten laid though.
PissedPrincess
08-06-2002, 04:56 PM
Jared is a FOOL! Of course he never got laid!

Look at all the great men in History, King Arthur, King Henry VIII, all BIG MEN.

Fat rules!
Baseball Guru
08-06-2002, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by pedro's princess
Welcome fellow fat man. :wavey2:

If there's anything I can do to make your time here more enjoyable, please let me know. Perhaps we can post our favorite recipes!


Well baby, i'll tell you what you can do to help me....You can get on top of me and $%&$%#&%$&#@&$:sperm:

I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song!!!
PissedPrincess
08-07-2002, 12:20 PM
FB, please, I'm not gay.

Thanx, Rich