OMG all the answers ive been seeking!!

[pmeares17]

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/page1.html

its like ive just discovered a gem of knowledge they even spell it the right way:uhoh:

[pmeares17]

FROM PATRIOT HONUS
08-02-2002
On March 14, 1954 my grandpappy and me were huntin' in the woods over yonder an' we saw this chippermonk who saw us an' went likkity-split down this hole that had all this red glowin' vapor comin' out from it.

So, grandpppay dares me to stick my hand down the hole an' i says OK grandpappy an' i do but there ain't no chipmunk in there, there's a book, an' i pull it out.

Well, the book's real old an' bound up in golden chain an' leather and so we did the only natural thing... we took it to Billy Bob's pawn shop to see if he'd give us a sixer of Coors for it, but he says no an' so we have to take it home to granny.

When we get homew, granny opens up the book an' starts readin' from a random page like this, Agga-ho-cow multaben arrisa goobum...

WWell, she shouldn't of done that as it weren't a good thing because all of a sudden the house starts shaken, an' the ground starts splitten, an' all these squralls start arisin up from the ground in that same red glow, an' we can see that they're all EEEEEVIL. So we catched 'em all an' ate 'em for our dinner an' there weren't even any leftovers.

Ok, that stopped the present troubles, but we still had that book, an' grandpappy sealed it up good with some cat gut an' we went 100 miles to the airport and flew all the way to Iraq where we buried it in the sand an' thought, That takes care of that...!

But now grandpappy and granny are gone an' President Bush wants to go to Iraq, an' why do you suppose he's wantin' to do that!?!


Many skwerlhuggers believe that, someday, a nice squirrel from Heaven will come to set everything "right", and these are the final days before the Armaggedon. But as one Patriot suggested, if there are bushytails in Heaven, it's because angels have to eat, too.


he is coming back i knew it!!!!
:biggrin: but he wont be kind he will be EVIL thats where they are wrong. im spooked its like this site knows my skwerls very closley. They even desribe skewrls are evil:biggrin:http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2002/08/08-iraq.jpg saddam huskewrl

[Hurricane Floyd]

They really do have everything on the net dont they?

[pmeares17]

but the crazy thing is they play into my things ive always posted here about skewrls perfectly

[Hurricane Floyd]

Are you sure that is not your site? :confused:

[pmeares17]

yeah! but had i posted a site serious it would have been exactly like that, which is what amazes me,

[Hurricane Floyd]

you should put it as your Homepage :P

[pmeares17]

i just may do that:biggrin:

i really do need a skewrl forum now to post all this great information:P

[Rockin Robin]

Jesse, it's so nice to know that you and I are not alone in our quest to rid the world of these vile creatures. The network of anti-skwerlites apparently spreads far and wide, and we shall join and have the power to defeat those nasty defenders of the vermon!


I didn't read through everything, but I've bookmarked the site and plan to go back often.


Thank you, Jesse!!!

[pmeares17]

you see on that site they blame the skewrls for our country going to attack iraq! see i knew they were up to somein down there but i wasnt sure what:biggrin: that sites astounding. we shall have to keep a watch on the turbaned skewrls:biggrin: good to know your still on my side rr:biggrin:

[pmeares17]

http://www.ctnow.com/news/local/hc-ehdleak0803.artaug03.story?coll=hc%2Dheadlines%2Dl ocal

this is the second skewrl related power outage ive read about in the last year.:uhoh: and notice that it says they couldnt find the skewrl?! its because he used his evasive techniques to avoid capture either that or the power companys is using the skewrls are a pariah for there bad maintaince practices:P

[Greymire]

and they look like John Candelaria!

[pmeares17]

omg yer right:uhoh:

[pmeares17]

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/vacation/ukbeer/

we must stop this communist skewrl menace immediately:2guns:

However, this latest effort is something it else. It seeks to inebriate a nation while englutting the bushytail horde's war coffers. Thus, the slavering nut crunchers hope to debauch British society with its own money...
And what if this plot succeeds? Will the bushytails seek to control or even buy up other breweries? Will they expand their sinister program to other countries? Our experts say Yes...
Patriots, we believe that some countries are more vulnerable to this type of nutzy exploitation than others.
So, if the plot succeeeds, Germans may find their beloved suds contaiminated with skwerlien mind control drugs. Canadians may be incited to armed rebellion when they're bankrupted by expensive bushytail beer. Australians will have more to worry about than dingos and rabbits when a bibulous nation votes to allow millions of skwerls to immigrate from Asia. And, can their be any doubt that the greatest nation on earth - the one with the most numerous brands of cheap beer - the USA, will fall prey, corrupting even its greatest leader ever (click great leader for comment)...?
Patriots, there's an old saying: In heaven there is no beer; that's why we drink it here. But how can we if the bushytail horde and its greedy minions succeed in controlling the world supply? Thus, only one question remains...

HOW CAN WE SAVE OUR BEER?http://www.scarysquirrel.org/vacation/ukbeer/bush.jpg

[pmeares17]

speaking of beer what brand do you all think the skewrls drink?