GaryMrMets
09-01-2002, 12:57 AM
1. You and your friends have finally had it with your jobs. In a mission to rescue your sanity you pile into an '89 Civic and hit the road, but before you leave, you make sure you've packed:
Rope, a crossbow and duct tape
Neon green Ray-Bans
An extra sweater, a pair of dress shoes and about eight pounds of toiletries
2. A gas station owner in the middle of nowhere approaches you with a crowbar. You:
Reach for the squeegee and get ready for a fight
Take off, leaving danger and your gas cap far behind
Begin punching yourself to save him the trouble
3. A few hundred miles down the road a cop pulls you over and asks, "Any idea how fast you were just going?" You reply:
"Apparently not fast enough."
"Not as fast as this $50 bill..."
"Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. About 87 mph, sir."
4. Uh-oh. Jim ate all the beef jerky, Kelly has had enough of the "Good Time '80s" mix tape, and if anyone brings up the hotel fire again, you're going to throw them out of the car. What can possibly save this trip?
Nearly driving off the road to give everyone a "greater appreciation" of all you have
The "Good Time '90s" tape, of course
I don't know, but I bet they have it at the nearest roadside bar
5. You've finally reached the wilderness getaway you've been dreaming of and as you canoe downstream you suddenly find yourselves about to plunge down a 20-foot waterfall. This is when you:
Finally make use of the rope, crossbow and duct tape you brought
Tell Kelly what you really think of her
Jump out of the boat and try to "Schwarzenegger" it
Rope, a crossbow and duct tape
Neon green Ray-Bans
An extra sweater, a pair of dress shoes and about eight pounds of toiletries
2. A gas station owner in the middle of nowhere approaches you with a crowbar. You:
Reach for the squeegee and get ready for a fight
Take off, leaving danger and your gas cap far behind
Begin punching yourself to save him the trouble
3. A few hundred miles down the road a cop pulls you over and asks, "Any idea how fast you were just going?" You reply:
"Apparently not fast enough."
"Not as fast as this $50 bill..."
"Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. About 87 mph, sir."
4. Uh-oh. Jim ate all the beef jerky, Kelly has had enough of the "Good Time '80s" mix tape, and if anyone brings up the hotel fire again, you're going to throw them out of the car. What can possibly save this trip?
Nearly driving off the road to give everyone a "greater appreciation" of all you have
The "Good Time '90s" tape, of course
I don't know, but I bet they have it at the nearest roadside bar
5. You've finally reached the wilderness getaway you've been dreaming of and as you canoe downstream you suddenly find yourselves about to plunge down a 20-foot waterfall. This is when you:
Finally make use of the rope, crossbow and duct tape you brought
Tell Kelly what you really think of her
Jump out of the boat and try to "Schwarzenegger" it