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awefullspellare
11-26-2002, 07:10 PM
Full of Bright ideas!
11-23-You Fat Puppy Lover!
awefullspellare
11-26-2002, 07:11 PM
11-24-I ate pig intestines at Comrade Hitler's Bar Mitzvah!
awefullspellare
11-26-2002, 07:12 PM
11-25-The Xerox lady could fit in the Xerox machine if she got lyposauction from an African Witch Doctor!
awefullspellare
11-26-2002, 07:15 PM
11-26-I played football with a midget dwarf in Mile High Stadium as it was exploding around me in the 10 degree heat wave!
Rockin Robin
11-26-2002, 09:47 PM
Creedmore called. The men in white jackets are on their way.
Liter22
11-26-2002, 10:03 PM
11-27-all the mogue toads escaped from their graves and run rampent in the city of teburcoulious Navada
Nymet31
11-27-2002, 06:03 PM
11-28 I don't get it. Is it suppossed to be funny?:umm
awefullspellare
11-27-2002, 06:22 PM
11-27-Pee Wee Reese better eat his Reeses before i fead them to the KEEBLER ELF :D
awefullspellare
11-27-2002, 06:25 PM
TURKEY DAY EDITION!-Lincoln SE bribed the refs with a free trip to China to witness the execution of Bill Clinton's favorite chilhood chesse factory owner!
Rockin Robin
11-27-2002, 09:20 PM
They're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ho ho hee hee ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

They're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ho ho hee hee ha ha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

They're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ho ho hee hee ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
awefullspellare
12-05-2002, 08:19 PM
MAKE UP! THIS IS REALLY LONG THOUGH! First in Spanish then in English!

¡El enano!

¡Hola! Me llamo El Señor tenedor. Soy un enano. Soy de Jupiter y soy un amigo de Bill Clinton y su mujeres. Tengo ochenta años. Hoy es mi cumpleaños porque mi cumpleaños es todos los dias. Me gusta ver la tele per no tengo unos ojos. Me encanta jugar con las mujeres de Bill Clinton. Hablo por telefono con mi abuela todos los diad, pero ella está en la estacion de policiá porque ella es una concubina de Gorge W. Bush. Soy sordo de tono pero me gusta hacer música. ¡Soy un hombre atrevido porque pego mi elefante! Necesito unos ojos para ir a la escuela, si tiene unos ojos de extra, debo donar los a mi por favor. Duermo todos los dias en mi respiradero de mi Dios. Mi dormitorio está en la estufa de la madre de el padre de la prima de mi hermana. Bebo la sangre de mi esposa. Como parientes de mi para desayuno. No tengo una cara pero tengo viente piernas derechas. Vivo en la tienda de descuentas porque no tengo mucho dinero. Fui bucear en mi cama de aqua ayer. Tengo mucho dolors porque saco mi brazo fuera mi cuerpo cuando saco el pelo de mi perro.

That has a few mistakes i am sure, so here is the translation!

The Midget!

Hello my name is Mr. Fork. I am a midget. I am from Jupiter and I am a friend of Bill Clinton and his women. I am 80 years old. Today is my birthday because my birthday is everyday. I like to watch T.V. but i don't have any eyes. I love to play with the women of Bill Clinton. I talk on the telephone with my Grandma everyday, but she is in the policestation because she is a concubine of George W. Bush. I am tone deaf but I like to make music. I am a daring man because i beat my elephant. I need some eyes to go to school, if you have some extra eyes, you should donate them to me if you will. I sleep in the vent of my God. My bedroom is in the stove of the mother of the father of the cousin of my sister. I drink the blood of my wife. I eat my relatives for breakfast. I don't have a head but i have 20 right feet. I live in the discount store because i don't have mouch money. I went scuba diving in my water-bed yesterday. I have many pains becuase i cut my arm from my body when i cut the hair of my dog.
Rockin Robin
12-05-2002, 08:30 PM
Wow, you're really starting to scare me now.
awefullspellare
12-05-2002, 08:44 PM
even scarrier to me, i accidently write english words in spanish :eek:
Liter22
12-05-2002, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by awefullspellare
even scarrier to me, i accidently write english words in spanish :eek:

you didn't do thast all yourself?
awefullspellare
12-05-2002, 09:09 PM
yes i wrote it myself, with the help of Yahoo reference. com for some extra words i didnt know!
awefullspellare
06-13-2003, 01:09 AM
ahh the good ol' days with me and Alex sitting in Spanish writing random stuff :cool:

dont think i could right that stuff anymore.. its passed me over :(