Dear Santa (mad libs)

[GaryMrMets]

Fill in the blanks to write your letter to Santa Claus, then post what you mad lib was.

http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html

[PopTop]

Oh my! Not sure I should print my letter...

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Man.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Patty's Christmas party. It was Mo who spiked the punch with too much Ale. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Banana.

I thought it was funny when I put Chi Chi's Socks on my head and danced the Twist on the Entertainment Center while singing `Homeward Bound'. I didn't mean to break Patty's Blender and don't know why Patty would sue me for Streaking.

I don't remember calling TK's wife a tiny Horse---even though she looked like one with Brown eye shadow and Black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Becky's husband's Legs, it was only because I ate too much of that Tacos.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Pickup Truck through my neighbor's Attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Slimy Firefly and have me arrested for Speeding!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Blue and Hard. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Cold stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and Swiftly yours,
Pop Top (Really a nice Man!)

P.S. It's only 55 bucks!

[rockin500]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Mike's Christmas party. It was Guido who spiked the punch with too much Jack Daniels. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like nectar.

I thought it was funny when I put Chelsea's Bra on my head and danced the gigolo dance on the Bar pole while singing `Welcome to the Jungle'. I didn't mean to break Mike's stimulator and don't know why Mike would sue me for Prostitution.

I don't remember calling Mike's wife a kinky Pig---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and hot pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on amy's husband's buttocks, it was only because I ate too much of that Hamburger.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's Bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a frisky Dog and have me arrested for Indecent Exposure!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Warm and sexy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this hot stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and rapidly yours,
Ray (Really a nice Boy!)

P.S. It's only 69 bucks!

[cxlx]

This one is alil weird....but I definately enjoyed it. :lmao:

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Al's Christmas party. It was Mason who spiked the punch with too much Coke. I can't help it if I drank 11 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like fart.

I thought it was funny when I put Sandra's underwear on my head and danced the Da Butt on the couch while singing `Opps, I Did It Again'. I didn't mean to break Al's nose hair trimmer and don't know why Al would sue me for smoking pot.

I don't remember calling Chris's wife a crazy chicken---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and silver lipstick!

And when I threw up on Leona's husband's head, it was only because I ate too much of that beef jerky.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Ferrari through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a hurtful hampster and have me arrested for animal cruelty!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all sad and lazy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this hot stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and steadily yours,
Bob (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 10 bucks!

[Baseball Guru]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kevin's Christmas party. It was Gary who spiked the punch with too much schnapps. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like peppermint.

I thought it was funny when I put Cynthia's pants on my head and danced the salsa on the couch while singing `I touch myself'. I didn't mean to break Kevin's cd player and don't know why Kevin would sue me for shoplifting.

I don't remember calling Brent's wife a sexy pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and orange lipstick!

And when I threw up on Evelyn's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a horrible dog and have me arrested for theft!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all cool and warm. And I'm really not to blame for any of this funny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quite yours,
James (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 2 bucks!

[Baseball Guru]

Originally posted by PopTop
Oh my! Not sure I should print my letter...
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Blue and Hard.


:evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol

That is hysterical:lmao:

[rockin500]

i think i may need to edit mine cuz i dont think i want to be warm and sexy in jail.... :eek:

[PopTop]

I'm still trying to figure out what's worse, me being blue and hard or CXLX drinking something that tasted like a fart!:eek:

[cxlx]

Originally posted by PopTop
I'm still trying to figure out what's worse, me being blue and hard or CXLX drinking something that tasted like a fart!:eek:

HAHAHA....I was like WTH???? I didnt bother editing it...I thought it was funny......hehe :D

[Nymet31]

I did an Addicts one:



Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Gary's Christmas party. It was Cynthia who spiked the punch with too much tequila. I can't help it if I drank 31 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like doog poop.

I thought it was funny when I put Ray's underware on my head and danced the the Chicked Dance on the couch while singing `Jingle Bells'. I didn't mean to break Gary's telephone and don't know why Gary would sue me for Murder.

I don't remember calling James's wife a ugly pig---even though she looked like one with orange eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Misha's husband's ear, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my plane through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sexy dog and have me arrested for robbery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hoochie and sweet. And I'm really not to blame for any of this huge stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and hysterically yours,
kathleen (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 69 bucks!

[GaryMrMets]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jonathan's Christmas party. It was Sharon who spiked the punch with too much Soda. I can't help it if I drank 31 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like apples.

I thought it was funny when I put Debbie's pants on my head and danced the Twist on the desk while singing `I Want To Hold Your Hand'. I didn't mean to break Jonathan's radio and don't know why Jonathan would sue me for robbery.

I don't remember calling Sidney's wife a fat cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and orange lipstick!

And when I threw up on Sylvia's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that hamburger.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fat dog and have me arrested for Shoplifting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all mad and tired. And I'm really not to blame for any of this crazy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and I Ran yours,
Gary (Really a nice Boy!)

P.S. It's only 22 bucks!

[awefullspellare]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jordan's Christmas party. It was Drew who spiked the punch with too much Pepsi One. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Banana.

I thought it was funny when I put Steve's Pantyhose on my head and danced the Waltz on the Bed while singing `Kryptonite'. I didn't mean to break Jordan's PS10 and don't know why Jordan would sue me for Accidental Premeditated Involuantary Manslaughter.

I don't remember calling Tim's wife a Fat Hippo---even though she looked like one with Mustard eye shadow and Hot Pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on Mary Jane's husband's Butt, it was only because I ate too much of that Marijuana.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my 18 Wheeler through my neighbor's Bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Cacked Elephant and have me arrested for Rape!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Large and Ugly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Fat stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and Fast yours,
Jon (Really a nice Boy!)

P.S. It's only 666 bucks!

[rockin500]

:rotf: i like kath's best! lol but theyre all damned funny!

[Sheafaithful]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Megan's Christmas party. It was Stephanie who spiked the punch with too much Tequilla. I can't help it if I drank 97 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like the ocean.

I thought it was funny when I put Alyssa's bra on my head and danced the Macarena on the loveseat while singing `YMCA'. I didn't mean to break Megan's bed and don't know why Megan would sue me for Breaking and Entering.

I don't remember calling Mario's wife a fuzzy cow---even though she looked like one with yellow eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Michelle's husband's elbow, it was only because I ate too much of that chicken .

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my limo through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a silly cat and have me arrested for robbery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all horrible and lovely. And I'm really not to blame for any of this soft stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Katrina (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

[Sheafaithful]

I love all of them!

Too funny! :)

I see all the Mets fans picked blue and orange! Hehehe :)