stupid is as stupid does

[Jade Sabre]

me and my friend melissa were walkin' back from class today and she's like, i gotta tell ya a story, u r gonna love this. i'm like, aight. she's takin' an interview class with erin and kelly, two girls we did this project with last semester that are total morons. to get ppl familiar with each other, they had to go around the room and do this memorization game, gotta say ya name and a food u like with the letter of your name or something. kelly says, "i'm kelly and i like kangaroos." the whole class laughed. then the prof is like, u eat kangaroo? she's like, no, but i couldn't think of a food with a k so i went with an animal i like lmfao

so he's like, aight, try again. so she tries again and says "i like quiche" the whole class laughs at her again! the prof is like, well, normally quiche doesn't start with a k, but for today, we'll say it does and move on lol

how do they let ppl like that into college??? :notme: :sigh:

[GaryMrMets]

here are 2 foods that start with the letter "K"
kum·quat knish. Let Kelly know.

kum·quat
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"kwät
Function: noun
Etymology: Chinese (Guangdong) gAm-gwAt, from gAm gold + gwAt citrus fruit
Date: 1699
: any of several small yellow to orange citrus fruits with sweet spongy rind and somewhat acid pulp that are used chiefly for preserves; also : a tree or shrub (genus Fortunella) of the rue family that bears kumquats

Main Entry: knish
Pronunciation: k&-'nish
Function: noun
Etymology: Yiddish, from Polish knysz
Date: 1916
: a small round or square of dough stuffed with a filling (as potato) and baked or fried

[Baseball Guru]

Funny story Farin...

Couldnt she just said she liked Kiwi??:umm

;)


:D

[uj4l]

what starts witha G?

[PopTop]

See, that's the good thing about being from Texas ... You get three more foods that start with a "K" --- Kookies, Kandy & ice Kream ... Hey, Krispy Kremes is like a double K food.

G: Grapes, Goulash, Garlic, Grapefruit, Gonads (aka mountain oysters)

[uj4l]

oh yeah i forgot about grapes. maybe i wouldve said gorilla if i didnt think of a food

[awefullspellare]

but then you shjouldnt go to college :hmm:

[Nanner]

Oh, wow, Farin.

Sounds like Kelly would be perfect on Jay Leno's "Jaywalking" segment. :hmm:

Good lists.

Nanner/Nancy:

nuts
nectarines
noodles
nopales (cactus pads.... :umm :barf: ) (Ah, the joys of the internet... you can find anything. :D )

[Jade Sabre]

she coulda also done kit-kat or kfc

hmm... lets see what i coulda used...
french fries
french toast
fried chicken (anything fried really)
franks
finger sammiches
fun-do (dunno if that's how it's spelled though lol)

[Jade Sabre]

oh yeah, there's also kishka (i think that's how it's spelled.. it's a jewish thing that reminds me of a kinish)

[Nymet31]

To kill time on road trips we used to play the picnic game.... "I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing an Apple....... then there's I'm bringing a Beer..Etc then who ever goes after Z has to repeat the whole thing..... When ever I came to K we'd always say Ketchup.

[awefullspellare]

id say Jelly Beans