GaryMrMets
05-02-2003, 02:50 AM
George Bush's Answer:
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We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Al Gore's Answer:
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I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
Bill Gates' Answer:
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I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Martha Stewart's Answer:
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No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Dr. Seuss' Answer:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/images/dr_seuss.jpg
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
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To die. In the rain. Alone.
Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
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I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa's Answer:
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In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters' Answer:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/images/barbara_walters.jpg
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
http://www.chickenjoke.com/images/gwbush.jpg
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Al Gore's Answer:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/images/al_gore.jpg
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
Bill Gates' Answer:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/images/bill_gates.jpg
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Martha Stewart's Answer:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/images/martha_stewart.jpg
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Dr. Seuss' Answer:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/images/dr_seuss.jpg
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/images/ernest_hemingway.jpg
To die. In the rain. Alone.
Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/images/martin_luther_king_jr.jpg
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa's Answer:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/images/grandpa.jpg
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters' Answer:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/images/barbara_walters.jpg
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.