Songs of Baseball (A Mets Song)

[GaryMrMets]

Songs of Baseball
http://chicoescuela1.tripod.com/Index.htm

This web page has many other song parodies

http://chicoescuela1.tripod.com/HelpMeMake.htm#top

Help Me Make This Team All Right
(To the tune of Help Me Make It Through The Night)

Take Benitez from the team
Trade him long before the fall
Tell Mo Vaughn that he should leave
He can't even catch the ball

Watchin' Robbie's head first slide
Tells me he's not very bright
And he's takin' all your dimes
Help me make this team all right

All the trades that came out wrong
Nothing turned out how we planned
You might have to trade Piazza
To the other league, my friend.

Fonz and Olerud are gone
And Scott Kazmir's out of sight.
And it's sad to watch the Mets
Help me make this team all right

(musical interlude)

All the trades that came out wrong (yes they did)
Nothing turned out how we planned
You might have to trade Piazza
To the other league, my friend.

Fonz and Olerud are gone
And Scott Kazmir's out of sight.
And it's sad to watch the Mets
Help me make this team all right

[GaryMrMets]

Here are other baseball song parodies from Songs of Baseball web page:

http://chicoescuela1.tripod.com/Index.htm

Help Me Make This Team All Right (May 6, 2003)

Mando Cuando (April 22, 2003)

Idiot's Delight (April 18, 2003)

Puerto Rico (April 18, 2003)

Baerga In Disguise (April 12, 2003)

Chicken Runaway (March 16, 2003)

Light Hitting Shortstop (March 7, 2003)

I'm A Believer (March 4, 2003)

Mockery (February 3, 2003)

Hats Off To Gary (January 18, 2003)

The Ballad of Steve Phillips (January 15, 2003)

Nowhere Man (January 11, 2003)

Rey's Ticket to Ride (December 18, 2002)

Bet The One You're With (December 15, 2002)

Fred Wilpon's Park (December 13, 2002)

Queensian Rhapsody (October 30, 2002)

Livan (October 28, 2002)

He's A Loser (October 19, 2002)

The Long and Winding Road (August 31,2002)

While All The Fans Gently Weep (August 18, 2002)

Mad Baseball Hatter (July 26, 2002)

Slugger's Little Steroids (May 31, 2002)

Trachsel Brings Tears (May 12, 2002)

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Credence (On the e-Bay Auction Site) (April 12, 2002)

Derek Bell (March 24, 2002)

Goodbye Rube Rivera (March 13, 2002)

Some Older Guys (February 22, 2002)

Come With Mo And Me (December 28, 2001)

Alomar (December 14, 2001)

Shop Around (December 2, 2001)

Pinhead Dimwit (November 10, 2001)

Brenly (November 3, 2001)

Erubiel (October 23, 2001)

McCovey Cove (or The Pitcher's Lament) (October 13, 2001)

Armando (October 1, 2001)

The Dope Don B (August 27, 2001)

Turk Wendell, Dennis and Todd (August 1, 2001)

That's Amaury (June 26, 2001)

Trachsel (June 7, 2001)

Rickey Don't Play For Numbers (May 4, 2001)

I Think It's Malone Now (April 20, 2001)

Down At Three Rivers (April 14, 2001)

Uncle Albert/Admiral Hargrove (March 25, 2001)

The Hurt's No Good (March 3, 2001)

It's the Same Old Song (February 26, 2001)

Sirotka (February 18, 2001)

Agee (January 26, 2001)

Old Time Pitchers Duels (January 22, 2001)

Pallone Again (Naturally) (January 12, 2001)

Labor Dispute (December 28, 2000)

Mikey Hampton Buy (December 10, 2000)

Play Like A Cal Ripken (April 22, 2000)

Tokyo (April 2, 2000)

Strawberry Snorts Forever (February 28, 2000)

The John Rocker Songs (December 26, 1999)

Todd Zeile (December 13, 1999)

Mr. Backup Catcher (October 10, 1999)

Mr. Mojo Risin' (October 5, 1999)

Powerre Alley (September 1, 1999)

Tony Tony (August 7, 1999)

Cone on the Hill (July 29, 1999)

The All-Star Game's A Playing (July 12, 1999)

The Ballad of Davey Johnson (July 3, 1999)

Bobby in Disguise (June 22, 1999)

Light A Fire (June 1, 1999)

Benny and the Mets (May 25, 1999)

Nomar (May 17, 1999)

Bad Bad Bobby Bo (May 10, 1999)

The Ballad of Ray Miller (May 4, 1999)

Fernando (April 26, 1999)

Johnny B. Franco (April 20, 1999)

The Ballad of John Frascatore and Gregg Olson (April 14, 1999)

The Chat Room Conversation (April 6, 1999)

How Can You Mend a Broken Game? (March 29, 1999)

Goodbye Joltin' Joe (March 22, 1999)

The Belle of Silence (March 14, 1999)

Pete and the Hall (March 9, 1999)

Baseball USA (March 2, 1999)