~*TiGeRs f@N*~
06-09-2003, 04:08 PM
I got this in an email the other day and I thought Willie would just love it as he has already accused Guru of calling him old :D
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, You're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 Questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Musical recliners.
6. Simon says something incoherent.
7. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
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Signs you are getting old...
"OLD" IS WHEN..... your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.....Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....An "allnighter" means not getting up to pee!
"OLD" IS WHEN....."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew a handgun out of her purse, and proceeded to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther on!! She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, You're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 Questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Musical recliners.
6. Simon says something incoherent.
7. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
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Signs you are getting old...
"OLD" IS WHEN..... your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.....Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....An "allnighter" means not getting up to pee!
"OLD" IS WHEN....."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew a handgun out of her purse, and proceeded to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther on!! She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.