cxlx
06-25-2003, 10:57 AM
Ok, guys,
Remember I told you guys that Im also a part of another forum? Anyways, its about 90% Canadians. And you know how I feel about Canadians, I love them...especially one....well then again, theres 2 now....including Jen..;) Anyways, I dont know if its different in the east coast of Canada, but there are so many idiotic kids in Vancouver, its not even funny. Anyways, I just wanted you guys to read what this idiot posted, and I am in the process of ripping his a new A-hole, (bold is what he said, and what Im about to say isnt), and if there are errors in here, please let me know. Also, any insites will be greatly appreciated. hehe I know its long, ...Im sorry......but its soo......irritating....arghhhh...you can basically skim through it to get the jest of it
First of all, I’ll give you props for defending your own country. It shows real “patriotism”. But if you are trying to somewhat get back at whatever that site was trying to say, then youre just as bad as him.
US should become a territory (not a province - not that more than 3 of you will know the difference) of Canada.
You know it and I know it, this will never ever happen.
By doing away with the two most boring sports out there: American Football and Baseball. In one, four-hundred pound steroid freaks, usually black, are told what to do by one skinny, usually white, guy. If this isn't a symbolic representation of American worldwide aggression, I don't know what is. (Let me spell it out for you Americans, since we all know what watching too many Hollywood films does to your faculties: one white guy with a button, millions of blacks and latinos with guns who can't get a better job due to systematic discrimination (i.e. Consistently poor education). I've been to the Southern States, no-one can tell me systematic racism is no longer a problem in the States.) The other sport is a 'very difficult' one which is basically a glorified form of children hitting rocks with sticks.
By taking over your country through Hockey, we will be able to at least tone down your violent American tendencies towards shooting people and turn it into agry parents yelling and cursing at refs and coaches, setting wonderful examples for their children. Oh, wait, that's already happened. See how well anything to do with violence catches on with your country?
Are you freaking joking??? Ok, I may have to admit, baseball can be boring sometimes, but to say that football is boring is just ludicrious. The Superbowl is the highest rating of any show on TV. Also, there is a Canadian football league, which Im pretty sure that a lot of Canadians watch….so don’t gimme that crap. Hockey is a great sport, though, I don’t like it myself, but I know a lot of people do. And if you’re sport is so beloved in Canada, then why are the Montreal Canadians hurting for cash? So hurting that they had to ask the government to bail them out? The last I heard, they got rejected for the funding.
Worldwide aggression??? The hell you talking about? So Im assuming Canada is crime free?? Give me a freaking break. And don’t bring up that shit about but there’s more in America, its more cuz of 2 reason:
1. You hear it on the news more when theres an American shooting than you would about a shooting in Canada.
2. Theres freaking more people in the states, therefore, more freaks.
We will teach you Americans that driving down the road doesn't necessitate stopping on the way for ammunition. Also, perhaps we can teach you that common courtesy while driving does actually get everyone to their destination faster (excepting the example given by Montreal drivers). Finally, we will make you finally accept the 'evil' metric system. Yes!
Perhaps all you fundies will finally realise (with the rest of the world) that Satan does not indeed inhabit kilometres and litres.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..Ill get into the whole gun thing in a second. You’re criticizing us about driving??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We will help you to weed out your revisionist history by reminding you how bad we handed your asses to you in 1814. Not that they teach you that in school, because they only teach you about the wars that you won after waiting a few years to see who was going to win then swooping in to take the glory of 'saving' those who were about to win anyway. We will also teach you the reason why you guys are hated when you leave the 'good-ole-U-S-of-A'. I'd spell it out for you, but I'll wait for you to put away your gun first. I know when it comes to flag-burning or anti-patriotism you freaks will just start firing.
Ok, in turn, I will remind you again, that when the white house was burnt down almost 200 years ago, Canada wasn’t even its own country yet, and it wont become independent for another 50+ years. HAHAHA The funny part is, it happened during the War of 1812, not 1814.
As a territory of Canada, the US will benefit from a substantially decreased military budget (Oh, we'll keep it high enough to blast everyone else to smithereenes five times over - which probably means having the budget, say, 5% of what it now is...) while benefiting from universal health care. Yes, now not only rich white guys will benefit from the heart surgery that everyone needs because of your horrible eating habits. Hey, maybe while we are at it we can somehow make the mid-west skinny again. Seems impossible? With universal health care you guys may actually get healthy enough to figure out how!
Oh here it goes, free healthcare. First of all, its not free, you still have to pay for it. Regardless if its cheap or not, you guys, unfortunately, have to suffer by paying 14.5% in sales tax alone. Shoot, they better have cheap/free healthcare. BTW, we actually do have free healthcare that’s provided to people who cant afford it, its called Medi-care. The funding comes straight out my paycheck every 2 weeks. ;) Who would have ever thought??? America has free healthcare???
You want to talk about budget?? Why don’t we talk about the 3 Rd bus route? How many millions did that cost? And the new beautiful town hall building on the corner of 3 Rd and Garden City. Also, at the same time, why is Richmond High so messed up looking? I don’t care, if school funding and road funding are two different budgets, it still all comes out of YOUR pocket. If I was a resident of Richmond, I would want my hard earned money going into school funding then some stupid ass bus route that is berely used.
Oh yeah, I forgot, Canada is soo perfect that all Canadians are skinny, fit and model like.
By our take-over we can actually help you clean up your water through actually imposing global environmental laws that you helped create in the first place. I mean, you are actually buying your water from us anyway, but since we are Canadians, we actually want to help our neighbours - not screw them over with Free-trade agreements that actually only work one-way: Free-trade for you, sanctioned trade for us.
We will teach you how to celebrate real heroes like the creator of the League of Nations and consequently the United Nations: Lester B Pearson, former Prime Minister of Canada; Instead of war heroes like Olly North etc.
We will teach you that American English is not actually spoken by the rest of the world. In fact, I know this may come as a surprise, but there are other languages than English out there. But, considering that probably 80% of you have never left your respective States, I doubt that you'd even know what Japanese was if they weren't the one's actually running the show (sure you won the battle, but not the war).
We can help you eliminate the gross corruption of your elected representatives by having more than two parties to choose from in each riding. Not corrupted you say? Check this out about your Congress: It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse, 7 have been arrested for fraud, 19 have been accused of writing bad checks, 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses, 3 have been arrested for assault, 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit, 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges, 8 have been arrested for shoplifting, 21 are current defendants in lawsuits. In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving.
Perhaps through our socialist influence (god forbid) people will actually mean something to each other more-so (or even instead of) than as money making commodities.
Perhaps through our liberal secular values (excepting Alberta, of course), gays won't get killed for something they can't help, Women will be able to have control over their bodies (77% of pro-life leaders are men), People will be able to actually be elected without having to have a platform revolving mainly around how well they can cater to God-fearers the most (we have less religion in our political institutions yet we don't have a country founded on the separation of church and state - WTF?), it will no longer be the case that any idiot can get a gun, people will actually be able to get along as equals regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious beliefs... etc.
You will actually benifit from Secret agencies that actually just gather intelligence, instead of getting presidents killed (JFK), getting presidents put into office (dubya Bush), or whatever other various nefarious tasks the CIA does abroad and at home.
Perhaps with our influence you will be able to elect leaders based on the actual platform they are presenting instead of based on how stupid they are because you hate smart people, or because you want a leader who you could get pissed in a bar with. Yeah, that's a good quality when negotiating with foreign dignitaries. Why not just puke on their laps too, like Daddy!
Most importantly, perhaps with our influence your foreign policy will change from being a bully trying to control world events in your favour by creating dictators and tyranny the globe over into a policy that attempts to find non-violent solutions to conflicts and positive ways to work with other countries to attain the ends you want. Perhaps we can change it to providing real education and infrastructure based aid instead of high-interest debt loans to leaders you put in power that will use it to line the pockets of their cronies and the American corporations you allow into the country.
Finally, with this deal you Americans can learn two things: 1) How to get a life or a brain, and 2) That your name 'American' actually comes from a British slang word 'Merkin' meaning a 'pubic hair toupee'.
I know its only the internet, and I know I shouldnt get all worked up abou it...but I cant help it. I, also, know that not all Canadians think this way, so I wont generalize. Im way too proud to be an American. You all understand rite?? :D
Remember I told you guys that Im also a part of another forum? Anyways, its about 90% Canadians. And you know how I feel about Canadians, I love them...especially one....well then again, theres 2 now....including Jen..;) Anyways, I dont know if its different in the east coast of Canada, but there are so many idiotic kids in Vancouver, its not even funny. Anyways, I just wanted you guys to read what this idiot posted, and I am in the process of ripping his a new A-hole, (bold is what he said, and what Im about to say isnt), and if there are errors in here, please let me know. Also, any insites will be greatly appreciated. hehe I know its long, ...Im sorry......but its soo......irritating....arghhhh...you can basically skim through it to get the jest of it
First of all, I’ll give you props for defending your own country. It shows real “patriotism”. But if you are trying to somewhat get back at whatever that site was trying to say, then youre just as bad as him.
US should become a territory (not a province - not that more than 3 of you will know the difference) of Canada.
You know it and I know it, this will never ever happen.
By doing away with the two most boring sports out there: American Football and Baseball. In one, four-hundred pound steroid freaks, usually black, are told what to do by one skinny, usually white, guy. If this isn't a symbolic representation of American worldwide aggression, I don't know what is. (Let me spell it out for you Americans, since we all know what watching too many Hollywood films does to your faculties: one white guy with a button, millions of blacks and latinos with guns who can't get a better job due to systematic discrimination (i.e. Consistently poor education). I've been to the Southern States, no-one can tell me systematic racism is no longer a problem in the States.) The other sport is a 'very difficult' one which is basically a glorified form of children hitting rocks with sticks.
By taking over your country through Hockey, we will be able to at least tone down your violent American tendencies towards shooting people and turn it into agry parents yelling and cursing at refs and coaches, setting wonderful examples for their children. Oh, wait, that's already happened. See how well anything to do with violence catches on with your country?
Are you freaking joking??? Ok, I may have to admit, baseball can be boring sometimes, but to say that football is boring is just ludicrious. The Superbowl is the highest rating of any show on TV. Also, there is a Canadian football league, which Im pretty sure that a lot of Canadians watch….so don’t gimme that crap. Hockey is a great sport, though, I don’t like it myself, but I know a lot of people do. And if you’re sport is so beloved in Canada, then why are the Montreal Canadians hurting for cash? So hurting that they had to ask the government to bail them out? The last I heard, they got rejected for the funding.
Worldwide aggression??? The hell you talking about? So Im assuming Canada is crime free?? Give me a freaking break. And don’t bring up that shit about but there’s more in America, its more cuz of 2 reason:
1. You hear it on the news more when theres an American shooting than you would about a shooting in Canada.
2. Theres freaking more people in the states, therefore, more freaks.
We will teach you Americans that driving down the road doesn't necessitate stopping on the way for ammunition. Also, perhaps we can teach you that common courtesy while driving does actually get everyone to their destination faster (excepting the example given by Montreal drivers). Finally, we will make you finally accept the 'evil' metric system. Yes!
Perhaps all you fundies will finally realise (with the rest of the world) that Satan does not indeed inhabit kilometres and litres.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..Ill get into the whole gun thing in a second. You’re criticizing us about driving??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We will help you to weed out your revisionist history by reminding you how bad we handed your asses to you in 1814. Not that they teach you that in school, because they only teach you about the wars that you won after waiting a few years to see who was going to win then swooping in to take the glory of 'saving' those who were about to win anyway. We will also teach you the reason why you guys are hated when you leave the 'good-ole-U-S-of-A'. I'd spell it out for you, but I'll wait for you to put away your gun first. I know when it comes to flag-burning or anti-patriotism you freaks will just start firing.
Ok, in turn, I will remind you again, that when the white house was burnt down almost 200 years ago, Canada wasn’t even its own country yet, and it wont become independent for another 50+ years. HAHAHA The funny part is, it happened during the War of 1812, not 1814.
As a territory of Canada, the US will benefit from a substantially decreased military budget (Oh, we'll keep it high enough to blast everyone else to smithereenes five times over - which probably means having the budget, say, 5% of what it now is...) while benefiting from universal health care. Yes, now not only rich white guys will benefit from the heart surgery that everyone needs because of your horrible eating habits. Hey, maybe while we are at it we can somehow make the mid-west skinny again. Seems impossible? With universal health care you guys may actually get healthy enough to figure out how!
Oh here it goes, free healthcare. First of all, its not free, you still have to pay for it. Regardless if its cheap or not, you guys, unfortunately, have to suffer by paying 14.5% in sales tax alone. Shoot, they better have cheap/free healthcare. BTW, we actually do have free healthcare that’s provided to people who cant afford it, its called Medi-care. The funding comes straight out my paycheck every 2 weeks. ;) Who would have ever thought??? America has free healthcare???
You want to talk about budget?? Why don’t we talk about the 3 Rd bus route? How many millions did that cost? And the new beautiful town hall building on the corner of 3 Rd and Garden City. Also, at the same time, why is Richmond High so messed up looking? I don’t care, if school funding and road funding are two different budgets, it still all comes out of YOUR pocket. If I was a resident of Richmond, I would want my hard earned money going into school funding then some stupid ass bus route that is berely used.
Oh yeah, I forgot, Canada is soo perfect that all Canadians are skinny, fit and model like.
By our take-over we can actually help you clean up your water through actually imposing global environmental laws that you helped create in the first place. I mean, you are actually buying your water from us anyway, but since we are Canadians, we actually want to help our neighbours - not screw them over with Free-trade agreements that actually only work one-way: Free-trade for you, sanctioned trade for us.
We will teach you how to celebrate real heroes like the creator of the League of Nations and consequently the United Nations: Lester B Pearson, former Prime Minister of Canada; Instead of war heroes like Olly North etc.
We will teach you that American English is not actually spoken by the rest of the world. In fact, I know this may come as a surprise, but there are other languages than English out there. But, considering that probably 80% of you have never left your respective States, I doubt that you'd even know what Japanese was if they weren't the one's actually running the show (sure you won the battle, but not the war).
We can help you eliminate the gross corruption of your elected representatives by having more than two parties to choose from in each riding. Not corrupted you say? Check this out about your Congress: It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse, 7 have been arrested for fraud, 19 have been accused of writing bad checks, 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses, 3 have been arrested for assault, 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit, 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges, 8 have been arrested for shoplifting, 21 are current defendants in lawsuits. In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving.
Perhaps through our socialist influence (god forbid) people will actually mean something to each other more-so (or even instead of) than as money making commodities.
Perhaps through our liberal secular values (excepting Alberta, of course), gays won't get killed for something they can't help, Women will be able to have control over their bodies (77% of pro-life leaders are men), People will be able to actually be elected without having to have a platform revolving mainly around how well they can cater to God-fearers the most (we have less religion in our political institutions yet we don't have a country founded on the separation of church and state - WTF?), it will no longer be the case that any idiot can get a gun, people will actually be able to get along as equals regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious beliefs... etc.
You will actually benifit from Secret agencies that actually just gather intelligence, instead of getting presidents killed (JFK), getting presidents put into office (dubya Bush), or whatever other various nefarious tasks the CIA does abroad and at home.
Perhaps with our influence you will be able to elect leaders based on the actual platform they are presenting instead of based on how stupid they are because you hate smart people, or because you want a leader who you could get pissed in a bar with. Yeah, that's a good quality when negotiating with foreign dignitaries. Why not just puke on their laps too, like Daddy!
Most importantly, perhaps with our influence your foreign policy will change from being a bully trying to control world events in your favour by creating dictators and tyranny the globe over into a policy that attempts to find non-violent solutions to conflicts and positive ways to work with other countries to attain the ends you want. Perhaps we can change it to providing real education and infrastructure based aid instead of high-interest debt loans to leaders you put in power that will use it to line the pockets of their cronies and the American corporations you allow into the country.
Finally, with this deal you Americans can learn two things: 1) How to get a life or a brain, and 2) That your name 'American' actually comes from a British slang word 'Merkin' meaning a 'pubic hair toupee'.
I know its only the internet, and I know I shouldnt get all worked up abou it...but I cant help it. I, also, know that not all Canadians think this way, so I wont generalize. Im way too proud to be an American. You all understand rite?? :D