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Baseball Guru
08-19-2003, 03:48 PM
I have this date tomorrow and I need some advice on a couple of things....

1st off, should I wear the white or black sneakers???

2nd, should I go preppy and wear the shirt with a collar or should I go sporty and wear the tight shirt with no collar???

And finally, should I go conservative and wear the boxer briefs or should I be ready for action and wear a thong??

:sigh: What a guy has to do to get ready for a date:hmm:
~*TiGeRs f@N*~
08-19-2003, 03:50 PM
bite me :moon:
Baseball Guru
08-19-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by ~*TiGeRs f@N*~
bite me :moon:

I would but I have a restraining order on you...

Besides, I didn't invade your "girls" thread, why do you choose to come harrass me in my "guy" thread??

Can't a guy ask a serious quesion:notme:
metmagic
08-19-2003, 03:56 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: hilarious! :rotf:
PissedPrincess
08-19-2003, 03:57 PM
It doesn't matter James, you're not getting any either way.

Make sure you're wallet is full.
I Are Baboon
08-19-2003, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Baseball Guru
I have this date tomorrow and I need some advice on a couple of things....

1st off, should I wear the white or black sneakers???

2nd, should I go preppy and wear the shirt with a collar or should I go sporty and wear the tight shirt with no collar???

And finally, should I go conservative and wear the boxer briefs or should I be ready for action and wear a thong??

:sigh: What a guy has to do to get ready for a date:hmm:

You should probably wear your black sneakers. Since you need to match your shoes to your belt, I doubt you have white shoes. I would go with the black high tops with white socks pulled up over the calf with khaki shorts, just to show you have a keen sense of style. As far as the shirt goes, go with the tight athletic T, with a rip down the middle to show off your chest hair. Chicks dig that. A pack of smokes (Camels, preferrably) rolled up in the sleeve is the capper.

Boxers or thong? PFFFT. GO COMMANDO!!!!
cxlx
08-19-2003, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by pedro's princess
It doesn't matter James, you're not getting any either way.

Make sure you're wallet is full.

:eek:

My only advice James, is to show some cleaverage. :D
Baseball Guru
08-19-2003, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by I Are Baboon
You should probably wear your black sneakers. Since you need to match your shoes to your belt, I doubt you have white shoes. I would go with the black high tops with white socks pulled up over the calf with khaki shorts, just to show you have a keen sense of style. As far as the shirt goes, go with the tight athletic T, with a rip down the middle to show off your chest hair. Chicks dig that. A pack of smokes (Camels, preferrably) rolled up in the sleeve is the capper.

Boxers or thong? PFFFT. GO COMMANDO!!!!

HOLY $HIT!!

I need to wear a belt:eek:

Damnit, thanks for the advice Babs...

Never thought about gooing Commando:thumbsup:
I Are Baboon
08-19-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by pedro's princess

Make sure you're wallet is full.

No way, a woman digs a man that uses plastic. Nothing impresses a girl more than racking up a big dinner bill, then throwing down that shiny DISCOVER card. Make sure you tip at 13% to show you're not afraid to flaunt that dough.
Baseball Guru
08-19-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by I Are Baboon
No way, a woman digs a man that uses plastic. Nothing impresses a girl more than racking up a big dinner bill, then throwing down that shiny DISCOVER card. Make sure you tip at 13% to show you're not afraid to flaunt that dough.

13 FREAKIN PERCENT!!!

Damn, I though 10% was high:banghead

I may need another week to prepare:nut:
cxlx
08-19-2003, 04:08 PM
Dont forget the pinesol cologne. Woman totally dig the rugged outdoorsy type. :thumbsup:
metmagic
08-19-2003, 04:11 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: lmao babs





you really know what a gal wants..... :lust: :luvkiss:
Baseball Guru
08-19-2003, 04:13 PM
Ok, let me make sure I've got this right:

black high tops with white socks pulled up over the calf
khaki shorts
belt:hmm:
tight athletic T
A pack of smokes rolled up in the sleeve
COMMANDO
DISCOVER card and leave 13% tip
show some cleaverage
pinesol cologne

Does that sound about right:umm
Fragmentsofme
08-19-2003, 04:15 PM
Don't forget to blast the stereo w/ 80's hair metal bands
cxlx
08-19-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Baseball Guru
Ok, let me make sure I've got this right:

black high tops with white socks pulled up over the calf
khaki shorts
belt:hmm:
tight athletic T
A pack of smokes rolled up in the sleeve
COMMANDO
DISCOVER card and leave 13% tip
show some cleaverage
pinesol cologne

Does that sound about right:umm

Knock em dead tiger. ;) We want full details of your date along with visual aid. Bring a camera.
~*TiGeRs f@N*~
08-19-2003, 04:27 PM
LoL now all of you can bite me! :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
GaryMrMets
08-19-2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by ~*TiGeRs f@N*~
LoL now all of you can bite me! :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:

And where would you like us to bite you besides on the rare end Jen :umm :umm :umm :umm :umm
GaryMrMets
08-19-2003, 04:55 PM
James, on that date that you have tonight, leave the Mets cap home.
GaryMrMets
08-19-2003, 05:13 PM
James, the outfit that you are wearing in the photo below will not cut it for your date tonight.

http://www.freewebs.com/tributetobaseball/me%20and%20my%20sweetie2.jpg
PopTop
08-19-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by GaryMrMets
And where would you like us to bite you besides on the rare end Jen :umm :umm :umm :umm :umm




Mmmmmmm, Tigress' "rare" end :eek:


Hey Guru, I wore black high-top Chuck Taylor's with white tails and the brightest yellow bow tie to my senior prom ... And I've lived by the adage that you just can't go wrong in a pair of Chuck Taylor Converse's ever since then ... So I vote for Chuck Taylor's, plain white t-shirt, button fly Levi's, no underwear (unless you chafe easily, of course) and a big fat wallet ... If' you've got the wallet, the rest will be a big hit. :cool:
rockin500
08-19-2003, 07:32 PM
sounds good james. ;)
RamsAndAngels
08-19-2003, 09:57 PM
Hmmmmm...

gone and forgotten :( :( :(
uj4l
08-19-2003, 10:00 PM
Be ready for some action at least i always am!
Obri
08-20-2003, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by pedro's princess
Make sure you're wallet is full.

James, that's full of money, not George Costanza full.:D

I'd give you my kilt if I could Guru, it's a big hit with the ladies. Not sure if you could make it work, though.:D
Baseball Guru
08-20-2003, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Obri
James, that's full of money, not George Costanza full.:D

I'd give you my kilt if I could Guru, it's a big hit with the ladies. Not sure if you could make it work, though.:D

:evillol SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!:thumbsup:

Maybe on date #2:naughty:

Going commando with a kilt:thumbsup:

Yeah Baby!!!:clap2:

Hope I don't get a cold:D
Obri
08-20-2003, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Baseball Guru
Going commando with a kilt:thumbsup:

James, in Scotland, if you do not "go commando", you are not considered to be a true Scotsman. Not that I expected anyhting less from you! The kilt's on it's way!:D
Baseball Guru
08-20-2003, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Obri
James, in Scotland, if you do not "go commando", you are not considered to be a true Scotsman. Not that I expected anyhting less from you! The kilt's on it's way!:D


:eek:



Whoo-hoo!!!!:clap2:
metmagic
08-20-2003, 11:14 AM
kilts are so awesome :lust:
Baseball Guru
08-20-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by metmagic
kilts are so awesome :lust:



Ohhhh pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth!

You just want to see whats under my kilt:naughty:


Admit it;)
Nymet31
08-20-2003, 03:38 PM
I don't understand why would Cyn wanna see your Spiderman underoos???
Baseball Guru
08-20-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Nymet31
I don't understand why would Cyn wanna see your Spiderman underoos???


:shh:AHEM!!! I asked you not to tell anyone about those:shh:


:NO:
cxlx
08-20-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by Baseball Guru
Ohhhh pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth!

You just want to see whats under my kilt:naughty:


Admit it;)

Ohhh, is that where you hide your bag pipes?? :D
Nymet31
08-20-2003, 04:07 PM
Oh oops I thought that was for the Sponge Bob ones!!! :notme:
metmagic
08-21-2003, 11:03 AM
:rotf:
Misha77Piazza
08-21-2003, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Baseball Guru
Ohhhh pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth!

You just want to see whats under my kilt:naughty:


Admit it;)


Are those wrinkled prunes hanging there? :moon: :eek:




:angel:
Rockin Robin
08-21-2003, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by Baseball Guru
You just want to see whats under my kilt


Nothing! :rotf:
metmagic
08-23-2003, 12:36 AM
hey guys........ our ladies thread has 66 replies vs. your measly 36! :eviltongu ha ha WE're WINNING! :banana:





:p



:D
uj4l
08-23-2003, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Rockin Robin
Nothing! :rotf:

LMAO!!:clap2: