hey pdaj

[metmagic]

if you're around latah, can you e-mail me or IM or pm or whatever??:biggrin:

i found this article that i think might interest you:)

[amazinmets]

Hey BIG GUY, you may want to read and reply to the sexy PM I sent you too ;)

I was just telling Cyn that we were going to have to fight over you the next time we see you :biggrin:

[metmagic]

BACK OFF B*TCH, HE'S MINE!!!:angry:


:boxing::boxing::boxing:

[imgreat95]

uhhh.. NO.. he's mine thank you very much....

[moe22]

HEY!!! AM I GONNA HAVE TO MODERATE YOUR A$$ES????


:2guns: :2guns: :2guns:



by the way..he's mine. :eviltongu

[metmagic]

like you don't have enough guys in your heirem, i mean himem




(greedy b*tch)

[moe22]

LMAO!!! :rotflmao:


You're right. :ohno: I don't really want him..I just wanted to jump on the bandwagon...*sigh*

I'm actually in love with Purva. :uhoh:
























;)

[metmagic]

well, could you tell your hoochie girl purva to stop hittin' on my man????:angry: :angry: :angry:

[metmagic]

you wanna start somethin'?????

:boxing::boxing::boxing:

[moe22]

um..you said you take boxing, right??? :nono:


lol

[pmeares17]

(a mass of crickets jump on metmagic and carry her away) to there spirit in the sky

[metmagic]

you want paul too???:angry: :boxing:

[amazinmets]

Mariela Mariela Mariela....what have I said about that jealousy thing. It is so 20th century. You and have a beautiful relationship, but, well, my feelings for Paul are slightly different. You need to be understanding. Why don't you run along and play with James or something.

YO CYN!!! Let's take it outside and settle this once and for all damnit! Paul told me he's mine. Here's a PM he sent me:

--------------------

Purva,

I'm yours.

Paul

P.S. I don't like Cyn at all!

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Breaks your heart, doesn't it Cyn :biggrin:

[moe22]

Purva..Don't try to fight it..we both know we're meant for each other..James, well, he was just a passing phase..did nothing for me.

Paul..You better back off my girl, punka$$! :angry:


:rotflmao:

[Baseball Guru]

Originally posted by moe22
James, well, he was just a passing phase..did nothing for me.


HUH???:uhoh:
Well take this:doublefin



Or this:moon:

:eviltongu :eviltongu :eviltongu

Geez, I'm not even messin with anyone and I get dragged down in a thread:hmm:

[moe22]

I'm just trying to cover the fact that I'm really in love with you. :love:

[Baseball Guru]

Originally posted by moe22
I'm just trying to cover the fact that I'm really in love with you. :love:

Oh, ok:love:

[metmagic]

where the hell is that boy??????:angry: :angry: :angry:

he's still MIA?:hmm: well, hopefully he'll log on today when the Jets game will of course remind him of me;) :biggrin: :biggrin: hehe

[pdaj]

What the hell?

Haha, a thread titled with my name has 18 responses before I even read the damn thing?

I had no idea my name brought so much excitement and attention. ;)

Yes, I'm here.. and I'll be rooting for the Jets! If New York wins, it means Miami will get to face New England in the second round after they destroy the Ravens.

So be happy Cyn.. I have reeeaal good football karma ;)

We're going to need it for the Jets to be the Raiders.. in Oakland.. for the second straight weekend.

[pdaj]

Haha, by the way, there's waaay too much drama in this thread!

;)

[metmagic]

BABY DARLIN SWEETHEART!!!!! You're back!!!!!
:lust::luvkiss::love::lust::luvkiss::love:


I knew you'd come back for me today!!!!:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:



so how the hell are ya?? i missed ya!!:ohno:

[metmagic]

and please tell that aggressive little baracuda PURVA:hmm: to back the F. up!! i saw you first!!!! (just cuz she sat on your lap THE ENTIRE TIME at shea last summer doesn't mean she owns you..... hoochie slut) :hmm:

[pdaj]

The hoochie slut?

Haha, babe, she was just a one time thing.. I swear! ;)

I'll be around.. but later this afternoon.

It's my little niece's birthday, and the fam' is dragging me out to play bumper bowling :hmm:

As for where I've been? Just getting prepared for school.. classes, books, advisors, ect. On top of that, I've been spending a little more time with pops.

He's into the whole, "we're best buds" ideology now :hmm: You can't possibly understand unless your father's Italian.

But even know I was gone.. you know I was with you in spirit (especially during the morning showers ;))

[metmagic]

are you in the mood to chat?:) i got a couple of things i wanted to tell ya:) so when you gonna be available for me?;) :biggrin: ....tell your pops and niece to take a numba......;):cool:

[pdaj]

I'm taking a shower now.. (I just got back from the gym).. and heading over to my sister's house for 2:30. I'm then going bowling (sigh) and will atempt to make my way back for about 4:45 or so for an entire afternoon dedicated to football ;)

But we'll talk later.. for sure ;)

[metmagic]

you're taking a shower RIGHT now??:uhoh: wow, is there a laptop in your shower??:uhoh: ;) :biggrin:

well, i'm going to a sports bar tonight after work ...... but if you're around latah-latah, maybe we'll hook up:biggrin: do you have my cell #? oh, and i need your mailing address:)

[pdaj]

My mailing address?

Woah, we're moving a little too fast with this friendship ;)

[metmagic]

i can't help myself, you drive me crazy:lust::lust::lust:

[pdaj]

Please, like I haven't heard those empty promises before (Shawn :angry: )!

;)

[metmagic]

well you know that shawn talks the talk:hahaha: but i'm all walk baby;) ;)

[metmagic]

btw, sending you a pm:)

[amazinmets]

Originally posted by pdaj
The hoochie slut?

Haha, babe, she was just a one time thing.. I swear! ;)


Paul David!!!:uhoh: That's not what you told me last night :crying2: :frownsqua

What happened to us? I broke up with Mariela b/c of you :crying2: That chica is WAY to possessive :hmm:

Cyn! Shut up, damn you! You are the hoochiest of all the sluts :eviltongu And btw, the only reason I sat on Paul's lap is because the BIG GUY took up two seats at Shea. Where was I supposed to sit? They would have arrested me if I went and sat on Robin Ventura's lap (:crying2: ) so there was very little choice!

Btw, Mariela, I'm breaking up with you. I've had it with your possessiveness! Maybe Cyn can take you or something....

[moe22]

um...WHAT?!?!?! Oh hells no B*tch..the only reason I was possessive is cause I loved you..do you hear me?? I loved you and you didn't appreciate me..but WHATEVA...don't let the door hit you on your way out....and don't be Hollering back at me when Paul David kicks you to the curb..oh wait! He already did! hehe. :uhoh:














Purva..my love..i was only kidding..please come back to me. :ohno: :ohno: :crying2: :crying2:

lmfao.

[metmagic]

WOULD you hussies get the hell outta my turf and take your soap opera dramas outside???:hmm: {sheesh} ......my love muffin wants ME and only ME so quit throwin' yourselves at him!!!:angry: :hmm:





paul david......cara mia....:lust: .....mi manchi..... ti amo...e voglio vederti stasera....tu sei una stella...la mia stella......:love: :luvkiss::biggrin:

[amazinmets]

Originally posted by metmagic
WOULD you hussies get the hell outta my turf and take your soap opera dramas outside???:hmm: {sheesh} ......my love muffin wants ME and only ME so quit throwin' yourselves at him!!!:angry: :hmm:





paul david......cara mia....:lust: .....mi manchi..... ti amo...e voglio vederti stasera....tu sei una stella...la mia stella......:love: :luvkiss::biggrin:

Oh hush! What the hell's a "love muffin" anyway?

Paul's my love canoli....see how I skillfully made it an Italian pet name, because he's Italian? Anyone can say "ti amo", but can anyone else come up with a witty name like "love canoli"? NO NO NO!:eviltongu

Mariela, you and I had a beautiful thing at one time. But it's over. Sometimes things don't work out. It's me, not you. You'll find yourself a beautiful girl (or guy) someday. It's not meant to be so get LOST! Go back to James or something. Or maybe Shawn can hang out with you. Just change your name to Cariela. The "C's" very important ;)

[imgreat95]

purva, haven't you heard the rumor that cyn started? I have supposedly moved on to "M"s

[moe22]

Ewwwww...Cariela sounds weird. :eviltongu :eviltongu I'm actually having a secret love affair with Jesse! :uhoh: :uhoh:

[imgreat95]

yeah/// it's so secret that even he doesn't know.

[moe22]

Hey!! :uhoh: Watch it, Shawn...you're just jealous. :eviltongu

[metmagic]

purva girlfriend! where have you been?:hmm: the "C"s are so last season, the style is now "M"s!:hmm: get with the program!!:hmm: GEEZ!

(by the way..... even though i can't stand you cuz you keep hittin on my man paul david, my tiramisu temptation, i feel compelled to warn you to beware of that jezebel, that lolita, that two-timer smooth-operator PLAYA mariela!:uhoh: watch her, she gets around.... loves 'em and leaves 'em...leaving a trail of broken hearts..... now she's kickin' it with jesse!:uhoh::hmm: whatta ho!! stay away from her if you know what's good for you!!

[imgreat95]

who me??? Jealous?? nah.. never

























well maybe a teeny tiny bit

[moe22]

Originally posted by metmagic
purva girlfriend! where have you been?:hmm: the "C"s are so last season, the style is now "M"s!:hmm: get with the program!!:hmm: GEEZ!

(by the way..... even though i can't stand you cuz you keep hittin on my man paul david, my tiramisu temptation, i feel compelled to warn you to beware of that jezebel, that lolita, that two-timer smooth-operator PLAYA mariela!:uhoh: watch her, she gets around.... loves 'em and leaves 'em...leaving a trail of broken hearts..... now she's kickin' it with jesse!:uhoh::hmm: whatta ho!! stay away from her if you know what's good for you!!


Damn...just like you women..always playa hatin' on the "got it going on" babe...it's all cool..I get mine and I don't need ANY of you b*tches...Hey..don't hate the Playa..hate the game....

(*side note: we could SOOOO all go on Jerry Springer..there's enough material here for that show to last a month! *

Shawn..don't worry...Jesse is just a phase..you just might be next! :uhoh: ;)

[imgreat95]

well I will only accept being next if I am more than just a passing phase. I won't settle for anything less.

[metmagic]

shawn, please tame that b*tch!!:fro:

:hmm:








p.s. moe...i thought james was "just a phase"..... oh, now jesse too??? you're ruthless!!:smokin:

[moe22]

Gurrrl..If I got it..I'm gonna flaunt it...and if some guys wanna hand over their hearts to me (along with their cash, and trips, and cars) ..well, who am I to refuse?? :biggrinpa :biggrinpa :uhoh:



Ruthless?? Me??? Never. :angel2:

Shawn..hmm..just maybe....:)

[metmagic]

ok, Anna Nicole Smith!!!:uhoh:




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(btw moe, did you see my new sig? i am sooo in a mood tonight......hee hee)

[moe22]

ANNA NICOLE SMITH?!?!?! WTH?? THat girl ain't got NOTHING on me. NOTHING. I like to think that I have class. and style. :biggrin: :biggrin:



and YES! I saw your sig..I just commented about it on another thread!! We are SO on the same level!

[metmagic]

that's right miss gold-digger, Anna Nicole Smith!!:angry: flauntin' your candy, reelin' 'em in, killin' 'em and taking all the money & goodies!!!:uhoh:

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(and i see we are on the same wavelength tonight! hee hee) :devilfire

[moe22]

Well..at least I'm WILLING to share..will YOU SHARE Mr. hottie Paul David???

NO! :angry: :angry: You greedy biatch..but you'll get yours..oh yes you will. I don't care if you BOX...that's right.. BRING IT ON...


*this is the part where you say "IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHTEN!!" haha*


















Oh woohoo..hell hell...where I'll have friends waiting!! :devilfire

[metmagic]

why no, i don't share..... but i suppose i could SWAP!:P :biggrin:




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BRING IT baby!! i'm already in HELL!:devilfire (your room's ready btw:))

[moe22]

Swap? Hmmm...who do you want?? I'm willing to work out an arrangement...:deal: :deal:






















My room is ready?? yipppee!! Maybe we can take water balloons with us and have a water fight!! :bigsquare :bigsquare

[metmagic]

LOL!! now you're gettin' all SP on me!!:biggrin: :biggrin: (i love those smileys! wow, you found a way to use them!!)


who do i want? hmmm........ who you willin' to give me?? (let the negotiations begin!) :cool: and is there a deadline for this trade??:confused:

[moe22]

haha..i love the smileys too!! but I want a turtle! :ohno:


Hmmm...there is a deadline....we got 3 days..3 entire days to shop and browse and try on!! ;)


Gurl...tell me who you got and then I'll tell you what I want and who I'm willing to give...

oh..this is gonna be fun!:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrinpa :biggrinpa

[amazinmets]

Note: I'm not sure I understand the whole playa hatin' bit, so I'm going to pretend I didn't read it.


This on the other hand, BEGS for a comment!

Originally posted by moe22
ANNA NICOLE SMITH?!?!?! WTH?? THat girl ain't got NOTHING on me. NOTHING. I like to think that I have class. and style. :biggrin: :biggrin:

Mariela, I realize we've never met, but I feel 100% certain in saying that the one thing she has on you are her boobs! Yours CAN'T be that huge, otherwise you would also be a Playboy centerfold.

And hon, you can have Jesse, he was sooooo 6 months ago. He's fun for awhile, but you'll find the need to move on soon enough! All his shooshing.....it gets annoying after awhile :angry:

And Cyn, "tiramisu temptation"...niiiiice, but that's what he calls me :eviltongu so BACK OFF!!! Paul David is my nasty napoleon :love:

[moe22]

Paul David is my nasty napoleon

LMAO!!! good one!!! :biggrin:

okay..back to my other character (pimp girl moe) heehee;) :cool:

Yea..I was gonna put that Anna Nicole Smith has nothing on me, except her boobs, but I figured this was a given...why do even want boobs that big?? I want to be able to see how my shoes look with my outfits, ya know? Although I was a Playboy Centerfold. :uhoh: :biggrin:

[pmeares17]

And hon, you can have Jesse, he was sooooo 6 months ago. He's fun for awhile, but you'll find the need to move on soon enough! All his shooshing.....it gets annoying after awhile

oh thats harsh what sort of man has no shoosh. ;)
;) yeah moes m' lady:love:

[moe22]

haha..I like that Oscar Wilde quote..never read that one before.

Just because you quoted Oscar Wilde, I'm gonna keep you for an extra week, Jesse. :biggrin: :biggrin: I'll even let you take me to dinner and buy me an expensive car.

[pmeares17]

goody me putting oscar wilde in my siggy scored me one moe point hahah the expensive car will be difficult i may have to barrow one from somewhere:biggrin: i have a mountain bike you could barrow but the tires are flat :hmm:

[metmagic]

And Cyn, "tiramisu temptation"...niiiiice, but that's what he calls me so BACK OFF!!! Paul David is my nasty napoleon


:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: B*TCH!!!!


lies lies, these are all lies!!!!!:angry:

you are delusional Miss Purva hoochie slut!!! Paul David is MINE MINE, all MINE!!! you hear me????:angry:

NOW, i'm saying this once and for all, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY POTENT PARMIGIANE or i'm comin' after you and you're gonna WISH you never laid eyes on MY luscious love-sauce!!!! :angry: :angry:

:boxing:

[metmagic]

Gurl...tell me who you got and then I'll tell you what I want and who I'm willing to give...


hmmm.... i'll have to think about this...... well, as you know....there is my one superstar, my cleanup-hitta, my big bat;)....... but *sigh* i can't bare to think of giving him up......

UNLESS..... you're talkin' bout a multiple-playa trade?? and i want the young hotties in your farm system (any lefty pitchas would be sweet!):biggrin: (how bout that delicious dustin? throw him in the mix and now we're talkin'.....);) :biggrin:

[moe22]

Originally posted by pmeares17
goody me putting oscar wilde in my siggy scored me one moe point hahah the expensive car will be difficult i may have to barrow one from somewhere:biggrin: i have a mountain bike you could barrow but the tires are flat :hmm:


Dude..I've never had a guy give me a mountain bike...wow..you're original..good job. ;) :biggrin: :biggrin: Maybe I won't swap you this season.


CYN! Girl..you HAVE to give up that clean up hitta Mr. Big Bat Boy if you want me to hand over anything good and YES..Dustin can be added in..but Farin might want to have a say in that..;)

Delicious Cowboy Dustin...where are you????.....

[metmagic]

i haven't talked to paul david all day:ohno: :ohno: hmmm..... maybe if i concentrate, i can make him appear......:angel: ....or maybe he's in a bad mood cuz it was a bad football day:ohno:

oooh, i feel yucky....... i had this big-ass banana split after the movies..... now i'm all bloated and gross.....:hmm:




Madame Moe, you around?

[moe22]

Miss Cyn!! Here I am. :biggrin: Are you around, still?? How was the birthday celebratory outing?

Mmmm..banana split..I haven't had one of those in a while. :biggrin: :biggrin:

[metmagic]

if you want to play, the game continues HERE (not in that purpose-less thread with what'sherface's name on it):hmm: (grrrrr... i can't stand her..... trying to steal my magnificent mozzarella away from me....b*tch....)



the b-day celebration was great.... we all had fun.... and like i said, the movie was fantastic, i loved it:) .....so did you get your mountain bike?:cool:

[metmagic]

did you get my pm?:) i just sent you one...... HEY, does that hussyslut know you're tryin' to get a piece of my exquisite entrée??? (which she thinks is hers):hmm: .....tasty tortellini, huh? :hmm: well!:angry:

i'll show you tortellini! :boxing:

[metmagic]

:2guns:

"Spicy Saucy Marinara Boy":angry: :angry:

NO!! he's MY love sauce!! my bodacious bolognese!!:ohno: and you're not allowed to taste him!! you hear me!!!:angry: :eviltongu :angry:



I'm going after Paul just to spite her...she'll know not to break up with me.

UGH!:hmm: it's just like you to play mind games.....:hmm: you know what you are??? you're a little mindf*ck, that's what you are! b*tch!

[pmeares17]

the mountainbike is covered in cobwebs due to my lack of activity which i have not cleaned off yet :biggrin:

[metmagic]

all this talk about my delicious paul david is making me hungry..... funny, but i'm craving italian:biggrin: (no, really) must be all that talk about marinara and tortellini and shrimp scampi........ so i'm looking at the italian menu right now.... and i think i'm craving tiramisu:biggrin: ....such temptation that tiramisu...one that i could never resist.....:biggrin: :biggrin: .....and i'm not sharing my dessert, esp NOT with mariela and purva!:eviltongu

[moe22]

MMmmmm...I love Tiramisu..if you share with me I promise I'll back off of Paul. :) Anything for Tiramisu.

ok..gotta go to work. laters!

[metmagic]

WHAT????:uhoh: "WORK"??? you're going to work???? NO!!! you can't!!:angry: :angry:

[pdaj]

Wow, this thread has gotten a little out of control!

What's with all the food metaphors?

Let's just say I'm not sure any of you want a piece of this Italian.. may be a little too much for you to handle ;)

[metmagic]

well hello my pleasurable pasta!!:love: :squareluv :toungue:

nice of you to drop by:biggrin: ....but of course I can handle you:luvkiss: ......but darling please stop encouraging these hussies, they think they have a chance with you:hmm: UGH! i think i shall delete them.......:cool:

:2guns:

[pdaj]

They think they have a chance..?

.. with me?

Hah!

Baby, lay down the law, please..

They need to know who the (wo)man is ;)

[metmagic]

nanner just baked these killer cookies! paul david, don't let her lure you with them!! she just posted a picture and they look delicious!! b*tch!!! don't give in, my love!! say no to that bewitching nanner!!!:uhoh: :ohno: :ohno:

[Nanner]

Originally posted by metmagic
nanner just baked these killer cookies! paul david, don't let her lure you with them!! she just posted a picture and they look delicious!! b*tch!!! don't give in, my love!! say no to that bewitching nanner!!!:uhoh: :ohno: :ohno:

Oh, Paul.:luvkiss:

I just made some peanut butter cookies. Want some? :naughty:
http://i.ezot.com/i/u/155122/i/couple_of_cookies25.jpg

[imgreat95]

Originally posted by metmagic
! i think i shall delete them.......:cool:

:2guns:

cyn.. how quickly you forget. You no longer have that power in here...:bigsquare

[metmagic]

that is a low blow.....


:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

[metmagic]

george-shawn, i meant DELETE them in the flesh!!:uhoh:

:2guns: :2guns: :2guns:





and WHO'S gonna stop me???? YOU buddy boy????



HA!:eviltongu

[Nanner]

Originally posted by metmagic
that is a low blow.....


:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

I've tried and tried, but I simply can't resist the magnetic pull of Paul David.

He's the Perfect Pizzelle.

http://www.dreamretail.com/Images/z004/042000000420.jpg

.... just add a little powdered sugar.

Signed:

Ms. Lindenmonster:cool:

[pdaj]

Originally posted by Nanner


Oh, Paul.:luvkiss:

I just made some peanut butter cookies. Want some? :naughty:
http://i.ezot.com/i/u/155122/i/couple_of_cookies25.jpg

Must... be... strong... and... re... resist... those... buttery... cookies...


;)

[metmagic]

I don't believe this!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:



FIRST, we got Miss BordyPants makin her moves on m' man paul david, my scintillating chardonnay:drinkin:

:angry: BACK OFF Bordy Pants!!


THEN.... The Madame tries to steal him AND my tiramisu!!!! (have you NO shame???!!!):angry: :angry: whaddyou want, THE WORLD???? b*tch!!! :bash:


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paul david, my love..... my mahal..... be strong:ohno: ....be strong my sweetness oh delicious one-of-a-kind baby doll dreamboat....
:lust:

[metmagic]

i'm at work and they're actually making me WORK!! (i haven't stopped since before):ohno: {poor me}

make them stop! make them stop!:pout: :pout:




paul sugar honey, will you be around latah?? are you still trying to go to bed at a decent hour?

[metmagic]

And where the hell is Bordy Pants???? i got a bone to pick with her....... what is she, BAKING????? :angry: :angry: :angry:

[metmagic]

YOU ARE NOT GETTIN' THE COOKIES AND YOU ARE NOT GETTIN' THE TIRAMISU GREEDY B*TCH!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

[metmagic]

AND MOST OF ALL, YOU ARE NOT GETTIN' PAUL DAVID, MY TRUE BELOVED FELLOW PISCES SOUL-MATE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE UNIVERSE AND WHO'S THE BESTEST LISTENER A GIRL COULD ASK FOR:lust::lust::lust:

[metmagic]

uh oh, my boss just asked me how the project is going:devillook {oops}


gotta get back to work.... sneaky-break is ovah for cyn:crying2: :crying2: :crying2:

[metmagic]

COME ON..BRING IT!!!! Have you EVER seen a SAUCY LATINA PISSED OFF BEFORE????? Well...you're about to!!!......


HeY!!! Let's mud wrestle.


MUD WRESTLE???? :uhoh:

HA!! YOU DARE CHALLENGE MOI???


HONEY, MY HOT GYMNAST YOGA BOD CAN OUTWRESTLE YOUR SALSA MERENGUE J. LO BUTT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!

YOU AND ME THEN B*TCH!!! LET'S GO!!! :boxing:

BRING ON THE MUD!!!!!:devilfire

[Ria2002]

Damn! Cyn, is this the same Moe we met at Huntington Beach??!!??!!




(Moe, you betta pile drive that little ho ***** into the mud cuz she always think she and her little ho dog are all that!)

[moe22]

Rei...Cyn has corrupted me. :ohno: :ohno: :crying2:

























;) help me take her delicious donut of a man!!

[metmagic]

I RISK MY JOB TO TAKE A SNEAKY ILLEGAL BREAK FOR THIS!!!! TO FIND MY BLOOD SISTAH TAKING THAT B*TCH'S SIDE!!!!! :uhoh: :uhoh: :angry: :2guns: :2guns: YOU TRAITOR SISTAH B*TCH!!!! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!!! BOTH O' YOUS!!!

[pmeares17]

theres to many B*tches and hoes at this site:P

[amazinmets]

(a) How the heck did that little hussy Mariela get in on the Italian food metaphors? She's going after MY MAN just for spite?!?!?! Mariela, honestly, you need some help. I know I'm charming and beautiful, but really, this is getting ridiculous :hmm:

(b) Cyn, BACK THE F-CK OFF!!! He's my saucy spaghetti sauce! You go back to Crusha! Go, shoo :eviltongu :eviltongu :eviltongu

(c) Nanner, get lost! I mean it! Don't make me sic the cops on you for stalking Mike Bordick, b/c I'll do it! :angry:

[pmeares17]

yu got a guilty conscience i didnt say YOU were ;)

[moe22]

Originally posted by pmeares17
yu got a guilty conscience i didnt say YOU were ;)


:ummm: :nope:

[pmeares17]

:doh: :doh: moe hows the mountain bike doing? u know im the:king: thats why you obey :biggrin:

[metmagic]

{{cyn pushes jesse in the mud}} :uhoh:



that's for callin' me a b*tch and a ho, b*tch!!!:angry: :angry: :angry: you want a piece o' this???

:boxing:




PURVA!! well, it's about time you showed up b*tch!!!!:angry: and keep your jealous freak stalker girlfriend away from my edible Italian! my lustful linguine! HE'S MINE I SAID!!!!

and speaking of stalkers.... can you believe that hoochie baseball bimbo Nanner with her new red do thinkin she's all that with her enticing cookies!!!:angry: just cuz she goes out and picks up cal ripken at a bar she thinks she can steal my delicious paul david away from me!!! NICE TRY B*TCH BUT YOU GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!!!!:eviltongu

[metmagic]

{{cyn pushes moe in the mud}}


AND AS FOR YOU, MISS SHAKE-THAT-J.LO-BUTT-IN-MY-BOYFRIEND'S-FACE!!!:angry: I AM SO GONNA WHUP YER ASS IN THE MUD CUZ MY CIRQUE-DU-SOLEIL PRETZEL BOD WILL WRAP YOU UP AND PIN YOUR SPICY LATINA ASS DOWN!!! I'M SITTIN' ON TOP OF YOU B*TCH, I GOT YOU PINNED AND YOU AIN'T MOVIN!! SO EAT MUD!!!:angry: :angry: :angry:


:boxing:

[metmagic]

{{cyn wipes mud off face and grabs moe's shirt and RIPS IT OFF!! moe standing there in her red hot bra dripping with mud as cyn laughs and knocks her down with a slick Ultimate Fighting leg manuever}}

:biggrin: "take that you slut!!"

[metmagic]

{{cyn pulls purva down in the mud and purva lands on moe.... she bounces off cuz moe's big fat bubblebutt is slippery with mud}}

:biggrin: HA!!!


THAT'S FOR CALLING MY HONEY A TWO-TIMER!!

AND PURVA YOU HO, THAT'S FOR NOT TAKING THE HINT THAT MY SENSATIONAL SAUVIGNON IS NOT INTERESTED IN YOU!!!! GET A CLUE B*TCH!!!!:angry: :angry: :angry:

[Nanner]

Originally posted by amazinmets

(c) Nanner, get lost! I mean it! Don't make me sic the cops on you for stalking Mike Bordick, b/c I'll do it! :angry:

:uhoh:

and speaking of stalkers.... can you believe that hoochie baseball bimbo Nanner with her new red do thinkin she's all that with her enticing cookies!!! just cuz she goes out and picks up cal ripken at a bar she thinks she can steal my delicious paul david away from me!!! NICE TRY B*TCH BUT YOU GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!!!!




:uhoh: :uhoh:

Don't you little missys make me take out my whip and my thigh-high leather spike-heel boots.:devilfire

[metmagic]

*stands up and goes after cyn in a rage..tackling her from behind while shoving mud in her mouth*


GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!! OH SURE SIT ON ME WITH YOUR J.LO BUTT!!! HELP!!!:angel: I CAN'T BREATHE!!

{{cyn slithers to the left, turns over and wraps her legs around moe's waist and knocks her on her face!!}}



EAT MUD YOURSELF B*TCH!!!!





SUDDENLY.....

OH SHIT!! HERE COMES NANNER WITH HER BULLWHIP!!! :pout: :pout: (get moe and purva!!! they're the sluts that took paul david from me! i'm innocent!)

[pmeares17]

i wimper and jump on my skewrl powered catamaran and float away ::moon: :argue2: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[metmagic]

{{nanner slips in the mud and her heels go flying in the air! it's become one giant mud wrestling blood bath!!! jesse is somewhere below the bodies of rabid women}}:uhoh:

[metmagic]

jesse, how did you escape????:uhoh: :confused:

[metmagic]

YOU CALLIN' ME CHEAP YOU HOOCHIE TRASH???:angry: :angry:


WHY YOU NO GOOD NASTY LITTLE..... {{cyn grabs nanner's whip and whips moe's big fat butt as moe screams cuz the whip is wet and it HOITS!!!}} :uhoh:

HA!!!:biggrin: "take that B*tch!!"

[metmagic]

LOOK WHO'S TALKIN B*TCH!!! I'LL DO MINE IF YOU DO YOURS!!!:eviltongu

[pmeares17]

well i climbed over moes jlo butt and leaped to freedom hehehe.

[metmagic]

When I got my big Ol' Hoochie mama "PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT" Butt?!?!?!?!

:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: {GASP}


YOU LITTLE.....

YOU THINK YOU ARE ALL THAT JUST CUZ THE CONSTRUCTION GUYS ARE ALL KINDSA DROOLING OVER YOUR BIG FAT JIGGLY LATINA J.LO BUTT:uhoh: :angry: :eviltongu

B*TCH.

WELL, I CAN TAKE YOUR MAMMOTH BUTT ON, SLUT, YOU AIN'T SEEN MY GYMNAST YOGA BUTT AND I GOT SOME MOVES YOU CAN'T EVEN DREAM OF!!! I CAN CIRQUE-DU-SOLEIL YOUR SORRY ASS AND TWIST MY LEGS AND WRAP YOU AROUND AND SIT ON YOU AND YOU'LL WISH YOU AIN'T NEVA LAID EYES ON MY PERFECT PESTO SAUCE PAUL DAVID!!!!

HA!!! YOU THINK IT'S OVA??? I DON'T THINK SO...... {{cyn bumps moe with her yoga butt and moe is back in the mud, her bra hanging off}}

HA!!! GOTCHA!!!:biggrin:

[metmagic]

You can't knock off my bra!! You never know who's looking...unless it's Paul David, of course.

:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

:angry: "you are SUCH a b*tch!!!"

{{girl slaps moe across the face, then pulls her hair}}



THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY NOW!!!!!

[metmagic]

DID YOU CLEAR YOUR MAILBOX YET??:hmm:




btw..... give me one good reason why paul david should be with YOU.....

:hmm:

[metmagic]

oh you're such an evil b*tch! (i just read your post)

STOP WINKING AT MY PAUL DAVID!! and put your damn bra back on!! (paul honey, look away)



now gimme one good reason he should be with YOU:hmm:

[metmagic]

AND WHERE THE HELL IS PURVA?????
:angry: :angry: :angry:


DID SHE LEAVE??

:hmm: THAT'S RUDE.......

[metmagic]

OH YOU VICIOUS MELROSE PLACE SLUT!!:angry:

but what makes you think he'd go for you? just cuz you got the j.lo butt? just cuz you can salsa and do your latina jiggly moves and knit and hustle innocent pool playas?????:hmm:

it'll take more than that honey:hmm:

:angry:



paul david will choose me because i can give him fantastic backrubs and rub glorious aromatherapy oils on him....do my magic.....:biggrin:

[metmagic]

oh STOP bragging about your beauty!!:hmm: just cuz you got PERFECT curly eyelashes Miss I never curl my long natural lashes :hmm: :hmm: (gimme a break)


but do you have SILKY SMOOTH skin??:biggrin:







And I see your crossed fingers!!:angry: CHEATER HEAD!!

:eviltongu

[pmeares17]

stoics arent allowed to be conceited:biggrin:

[moe22]

;)

[metmagic]

Okay..I just got really weirded out. I feel like a self-conceited b*tch.


but you are though

[Ria2002]

Originally posted by metmagic


:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: {GASP}


YOU LITTLE.....

YOU THINK YOU ARE ALL THAT JUST CUZ THE CONSTRUCTION GUYS ARE ALL KINDSA DROOLING OVER YOUR BIG FAT JIGGLY LATINA J.LO BUTT:uhoh: :angry: :eviltongu

B*TCH.

WELL, I CAN TAKE YOUR MAMMOTH BUTT ON, SLUT, YOU AIN'T SEEN MY GYMNAST YOGA BUTT AND I GOT SOME MOVES YOU CAN'T EVEN DREAM OF!!! I CAN CIRQUE-DU-SOLEIL YOUR SORRY ASS AND TWIST MY LEGS AND WRAP YOU AROUND AND SIT ON YOU AND YOU'LL WISH YOU AIN'T NEVA LAID EYES ON MY PERFECT PESTO SAUCE PAUL DAVID!!!!

HA!!! YOU THINK IT'S OVA??? I DON'T THINK SO...... {{cyn bumps moe with her yoga butt and moe is back in the mud, her bra hanging off}}

HA!!! GOTCHA!!!:biggrin:



Holy!!!! :uhoh:

cyn, i thought you said this was a baseball board!! damn, you guys are wild!!!!




**MOE, whatever you do, stay away from the ho's toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[moe22]

Originally posted by metmagic



but you are though

oh..then I don't feel so bad, anymore. ;)

[metmagic]

moe, but of course you're a self-centered arrogant conceited diva b*tch...... and that's why i love you!:biggrin:



REI! i swear:ohno: i used to be SUCH a good innocent little girl:angel2: .... until moe and nanner corrupted me and lured me into HELL:devilsmok:devilsmok


:pout: *sigh* i miss the old conventional conservative convent-bound me.......:crying2:

[pmeares17]

Holy!!!!

cyn, i thought you said this was a baseball board!! damn, you guys are wild!!!!




:hmm: so did we all
hey cyn we can lock you in a convent if you want to be there:angel2: :angel2:

[metmagic]

lock me up and throw away the key:angel2:


so i don't have to be corrupted by no-good hooligans like yourself mr. jesse!!:fro: :cool: :smokin:

[metmagic]

i just noticed the thoreau quote:)


i like......

:) :) :)

[metmagic]

your thread's got alotta action goin' on, still!!:biggrin:


today is tuesday:) ....i hope it is a beautiful wonderful day for you.......:love: :love: :love: ....sending love vibes at ya from brooklyn.......:angel2:

[Nanner]

Originally posted by metmagic
moe, but of course you're a self-centered arrogant conceited diva b*tch...... and that's why i love you!:biggrin:



REI! i swear:ohno: i used to be SUCH a good innocent little girl:angel2: .... until moe and nanner corrupted me and lured me into HELL:devilsmok:devilsmok


:pout: *sigh* i miss the old conventional conservative convent-bound me.......:crying2:

Oh, sure. Drag me down with you. I'd like to clarify which hootchie-mama offered to buy Cal Ripken a drink..... Missy!

(Have you noticed I keep bringing this guy up? I wish I had gotten his last name. If only Miss Hootchie-Mama-Can-We-Sit-Here-With-You-Guys hadn't left me on my own with this guy, I'm sure she could have gotten his last name, since I'm not used to going out to bars and mixing and stuff.:angel2: ).... because I'm such an :angel2:

[metmagic]

because I'm such an :angel2:


:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

{and still laughing}



LOL that's the funniest thing i've read all day!!!!

VOUS, an angel!! yeah right!! (they don't call you Bordy Pants for nothin'!!):uhoh:

*

*

well, HELLO why didn't you get his last name Missy??? he was one o' those shy types...the ones you gotta, you know, keep talking to and be the one who makes the move first.......

you guys looked cute together too....... well, next time you run into a Cal/Bordy lookalike you are so gonna get his name & numba!

and speaking of Bordy...... YOU HAVE GOT TO GO TO MY YOGA CLASS!!!! OMG THERE IS THIS GUY WHO COULD BE BORDY'S BROTHER!!! he's got the eyes i KNOW you love...... and did i mention yoga people are mad cool and VERY friendly???? OH! and there's this one instructor, DAVID, who's got that bordy vibe too..... Gurl, whatareyouwaitingfor????? get your ass over there!! you live a block away for cryin out loud!!!!!:hmm:

[pmeares17]

oh cyn you used the word hooligan!:love: ive never heard another person besides me use that word :love: :P

[metmagic]

Bikram yoga builds SUPREME confidence........ just wait..... you'll be walking in sportsbars and going "excuse me, what's the spread?" and the bordy-lookalike will go, "will you marry me?" :lust:

plus, if you wanna get in the best shape of your life and BLOW TONY AWAY, do bikram yoga for a month.... you'll see.... your body will change, you'll get killer yoga-butt, and tony will neva wanna leave new york!!! (plus, you'll be fighting off the bordy's and cal's cuz your yoga aura will make you super duper babe-magnet!!):biggrin: :biggrin:

[metmagic]

my hooligan:cool: .... i love that word.... hooligan......:fro:

[pmeares17]

heheheh its so old fashioned but still good :biggrin:

[pmeares17]

hehheeh ok moe :biggrin: rome salutes you

[metmagic]

ummm....listen diva b*tch, you think you can have ANYONE and EVERYONE you want???? well F you!! jesse loves the word hooligan and it was I who said it FIRST!! SO BACK THE F OFF!! JESSE IS MY HOOLIGAN!!!!!:angry: :angry: :angry:


ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO GO TO ROUND 2 RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW B*TCH????











(and btw, YOU corrupted me....... ahem...WHO brought up the mud wrestling?????)

[pmeares17]

You loved my father, I know, but I loved him too. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother. :biggrin:

[metmagic]

i just got a phone call i have to take...... be back in like 45 minutes.........

don't start mud wrestling without me!:ohno:

[pmeares17]

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore


:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :love: :hmm:

[moe22]

:love: :love:

[metmagic]

STOP SAYING YOU HAVE MY TASTY TREAT PAUL DAVID!!!!!! I HATE WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOU EVIL HOMEWRECKER TWO-TIMIN' B*TCH!!!!:angry: :angry: :angry: (paul david, my mahal, i get so jealous when these hussies jump on you) :ohno:




does purva know you're all up in jesse's face now?????:uhoh: and what about your other boyfriend....oooooh he's gonna be soooo jealous...he's nasty competitive ya know;):biggrin:

[metmagic]

YOU MANIPULATIVE B*TCH!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST SLIP SOME ROOFIES IN MY PAUL DAVID'S DRINK AND MOLEST HIM WHILE HE'S UNCONSCIOUS??:angry: :hmm: WICKED TRAMP, YOU'LL STOP AT NOTHING!!!!:angry: :angry: :angry:





geez....:hmm: can't you keep track of the men in your himem????:hmm: i'm sure george is not happy to hear you forget about his needs!! (george, dump her!! she's no good! you can do bettah!!)



WHERE THE HELL IS MISS PURVA????:confused:

[metmagic]

do you think paul david ever reads this thread?:lust:


do you think paul david ever thinks about me?:love:


:lust:

*sigh*...... he loves me, he loves me not....he loves me, he loves me not....he loves me, he loves me not....he loves me, he loves me not....he loves me, he loves me not....he loves me, he loves me not.........he loves me:)

[amazinmets]

Um, yeah, Mariela, that's it :hmm: :P

Mariela, I have an idea. You and Hector. What a beautiful thought. You like the same music, you like the Mets, so GET THE F--K LOST!!!!!!!!! Crying into the night for you? Ha! You wish! I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but the whole time I was with you I was cheating on you with James. Ok? Now it's out in the open. But James, while fun for a while, doesn't have the je ne sais quoi of my ravishing ravioli Paul David!

And Cyn, you're draggin me into mud wrestling???? You may not know this, but I majored in mud wrestling in college. You want me to beat your skinny ass? I'll do it, damn you! And I'll beat Mariela's bubble butt (your words not mine) too. For the rugged rigatoni Paul, I'll do anything :eviltongu

Rei, can you please tell your sister to go find someone else???

[Nanner]

Originally posted by metmagic
and speaking of Bordy...... YOU HAVE GOT TO GO TO MY YOGA CLASS!!!! OMG THERE IS THIS GUY WHO COULD BE BORDY'S BROTHER!!! he's got the eyes i KNOW you love...... and did i mention yoga people are mad cool and VERY friendly???? OH! and there's this one instructor, DAVID, who's got that bordy vibe too..... Gurl, whatareyouwaitingfor????? get your ass over there!! you live a block away for cryin out loud!!!!!

Bikram yoga builds SUPREME confidence........ just wait..... you'll be walking in sportsbars and going "excuse me, what's the spread?" and the bordy-lookalike will go, "will you marry me?" :lust:

plus, if you wanna get in the best shape of your life and BLOW TONY AWAY, do bikram yoga for a month.... you'll see.... your body will change, you'll get killer yoga-butt, and tony will neva wanna leave new york!!! (plus, you'll be fighting off the bordy's and cal's cuz your yoga aura will make you super duper babe-magnet!!):biggrin: :biggrin:and speaking of Bordy...... YOU HAVE GOT TO GO TO MY YOGA CLASS!!!! OMG THERE IS THIS GUY WHO COULD BE BORDY'S BROTHER!!! he's got the eyes i KNOW you love...... and did i mention yoga people are mad cool and VERY friendly???? OH! and there's this one instructor, DAVID, who's got that bordy vibe too..... Gurl, whatareyouwaitingfor????? get your ass over there!! you live a block away for cryin out loud!!!!!

:uhoh: Well, you just hit all my buttons. So I went running... working on that runner's butt.:biggrin: And I had a killer run.... and I might go do that $20 one week thing... remember you gave me the thing... the paper... the schedule... on Saturday night? Geez. Twist my arm, why don'tcha, throwin' all my favorite men in my mind's path.

Yoga butt..... Bordy lookalike... :hmm:

Speaking of favorite men..... where oh where could Paul be?:luvkiss:

Oh. :uhoh:

Hi, Purva. :biggrin:

[metmagic]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE????? :angry::angry::angry: EVERYBODY BACK THE F*CK OFF AND STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY LOVABLE LINGUINI!!!

PAUL DAVID IS MINE MINE MINE!! WHY CAN'T YOU HOOCHIE TRAMPS GET THE MESSAGE????? :hmm: GEEZ!!




And Cyn, you're draggin me into mud wrestling???? You may not know this, but I majored in mud wrestling in college. You want me to beat your skinny ass? I'll do it, damn you! And I'll beat Mariela's bubble butt (your words not mine) too. For the rugged rigatoni Paul, I'll do anything :eviltongu

he's MY rugged rigatoni b*tch!!!!:angry:

and you think you can beat my ass in the mud???? well, we'll see about that!!!! COME ON B*TCH, LET'S SEE WHAT YA GOT!! :boxing: RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!! :boxing:


NANNER!!:angry: Now don't YOU start hitting on my tantalizing tartufo!!! he's mine, you homewrecker ho!! get your sleazy eyes off my adonis!!!!:angry:



and how the hell did JAMES get in your love triangle MissPurva (b*tch) and Madame moe!!

[pdaj]

Haha, I could never read all of this thread.. even if I wanted to..

So could someone just please tell me.. who's winning? :confused:

Haha, although, um, I think the winner was determined a long time ago ;)

[amazinmets]

Originally posted by pdaj
Haha, although, um, I think the winner was determined a long time ago ;)

:love: :luvkiss: :squareluv :lust:

[metmagic]

He meant ME b*tch!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

[pmeares17]

umm duh she was talking about the skewrls:hmm: :hmm: