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[morphias87]

WHats up i'm new to the site and i thought i would share this with you,

MAINTAIN DISCIPLINE, HONESTY AND PATIENCE...Above all else FOCUS!
I JUST WANTED TO TRY THIS OUT! IT’S ONLY a million dollars plus postage FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Please understand first that I am a spammer, a dork, a real loser. Then follow the EXACT instructions and you will become just like me. BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH

WELL GUESS WHAT?........Within seven days, I figured out I was still a loser, a dork, a real silly spammer.BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAHBLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAHBLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH

STOP NOW: Print this article out so you can remember what a loser, a dork, a spammer I am BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAHBLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAHBLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH

Here Are the Four Easy Steps to Success:

Get 2,134 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper. "PLEASE ACCEPT THE FACT I'M A SPAMMER." Now get all the monopoly money you can find and place a bill inside of the 2,134 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent thievery). Next, place one paper in each of the envelopes and seal them with the dollar bill enclosed. You now should have a massive pile of envelopes each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase with your name and address written thereon, and each having your hard-earned money in them so you can just give it away BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAHBLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH

Mail the six envelopes to the following addresses:

[1] Gizmo Brock, 123 Maple Street, Buttlick, Indiana, 34567
[2] Ignacio Bastante, 5432 Main St., Dry Gulch, Texas, 78311
[3] Meathead McKenzie, 345 Bite Me Ave, Apt G, Los Gordos, California, 98765
[4] Bingo Throatculture, 472 Weeny Blvd., Bull Nut Park, Maryland, 01234
[5] Artie Poindexter, 233 Pancake Towers, Buttmunch, Idaho, 84321
[6] Sean D. Spammer, #1 Dork Street, North Spamatonio, Florida, 48765

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Thanks,
Sean D. Spammer


NOTE: Hey Sean, as you can see I sort of edited your e-mail ... Keep this sort of crapola outta' this site. That's strike THREE, buddy boy and YOU'RE OUTTA' HERE. We will have a Sean D. Spammer going away party later this afternoon, and you will not be invited. Regards, PopTop

[cxlx]

*sniff* *sniff*

Yup, another Spammer. This guy is full of crap. I would say this guy is more of a con artist than a spammer. Someone please delete this crap. He's also got one in the football forum and the dugout.

[I Are Baboon]

:hmm:

I hope this guy shits razor blades.

[bd811]

Originally posted by morphias87
Please understand first that I am a spammer, a dork, a real loser.

Join the club:hmm: