Can we have a mean thread?

[PissedPrincess]

Eh, why not.

Here goes, say something cruel you hope happens to the Yanks this year.

Disclaimer: This is for fun, should NOT be viewed by Yank fans, and is a place for RSN to release some tension.


I hope the new steroid free Giambi hits .140.
I hope Kevin Brown breaks down.
I hope AROD chokes on............

[I Are Baboon]

A-Rod: Blown ACL.
Kevin Brown gets hammered this year.


All in fun, all in fun. :smokin:

[PissedPrincess]

Immigration ships Contreras back to Cuba.:cool:

[cxlx]

Originally posted by pedro's princess
Immigration ships Contreras back to Cuba.:cool:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :clap2:

Shef gets into a fist fight with the whole team. And everyone is injured. They would have to bring up AAA players to finish the season. :cool:

ARod and Jeter gets into a heated arguement and breaks up. :D

Torre tells George to F!@# OFF and quits after just 20 games into the season.

[Obri]

Originally posted by pedro's princess
Disclaimer: This is for fun, should NOT be viewed by Yank fans, and is a place for RSN to release some tension.

Nah, this is pretty funny.:D

[PissedPrincess]

I hope Jeter gives AROD an STD.:cool:

[Obri]

Originally posted by pedro's princess
I hope Jeter gives AROD an STD.:cool:

I hate to admit that i'm laughing. :clap2:

OK, i'm gone.

:bolt:

[PissedPrincess]

Lieber's groin problem stems from being bent over for Sheffield.:D

[I Are Baboon]

Steinbrenner, realizing the need for signing young talent, signs Jorge Posada's kid to a $17.5 million minor league deal. Young Posada is immediately assigned to AAA Columbus.

[PissedPrincess]

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
Steinbrenner, realizing the need for signing young talent, signs Jorge Posada's kid to a $17.5 million minor league deal. Young Posada is immediately assigned to AAA Columbus.

:rotf: Shoot! I was gonna say to piss off Clemens, Stein buys the rights to his kids, who are shipped off to Sarasota.

[Fullabull]

Don Zimmer returns to kick Pedro's butt!

[renuszm]

Originally posted by pedro's princess
I hope Jeter gives AROD an STD.:cool:
:rotf: Thats the funniest thing I've read all day :D

[Cyberlibrarian]

Originally posted by pedro's princess
I hope Jeter gives AROD an STD.:cool:

DING DING DING! We have a winner!

That is the best one yet!

My own pathetic entry has something to do with Michael Jackson developing a fondness for Derek Jeter. I mean after all, we know he likes little boys...

[ability]

Originally posted by pedro's princess
I hope Jeter gives AROD an STD.:cool:



That is wrong on SO many levels... but I can't lie....

:clap2: :clap2:

[Soxrule245]

The Steroids catch up to Giambi and Sheff and they both have season ending injuries.

Kevin Brown suffers from a sprained anus from pulling out so many uninjured games last year.

John Leiber tears his rotator cuff.

Jeter and A-Rod make up, and run off to Europe to marry and settle down.

Posada can't fit into the stadium any more because his satelite dishes for ears have gotten too big.

Mariano Rivera's arm comes flying off in a game.

Javier Vasquez gets on the mound in front of the huge crowd, throws a ball, gets booed and flees the mound in tears, never returning to New York again.

[Durango53]

Originally posted by pedro's princess

I hope Kevin Brown breaks down.


You dont have to hope to much on this one. This guy is like my old Ford Truck I had. If it started in the morning I was a cheering fool. And then it was a quick trip to the gas station to get gas in it before it hit the empty!!! This guy wont pitch more than half the year.

[jwrenn]

Yankees Stadium gets a mold problem and they have to shut it down all season forcing the Yankees to play at the local high school.

[Cyberlibrarian]

Originally posted by jwrenn
Yankees Stadium gets a mold problem and they have to shut it down all season forcing the Yankees to play at the local high school. Don't wish that! They'll do what they did in 75/76 -- play at Shea! :eek:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :barf:

[jwrenn]

My bad; retract that one then. :)

[Cyberlibrarian]

Thank you! It took YEARS to get the stink out of the place.