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~*TiGeRs f@N*~
04-28-2004, 05:09 PM
Paul, if you're reading this, you might not want to continue. I appologize in advance and there is no offence meant towards you at all. :)


An Irish man is sittin in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen walked in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman... The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot." The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?" The Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his friend jumps up and says, "Here, lemme try that." So he goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" The Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?" So the Englishman, frustrated goes and sits down with his friends. When the 3rd Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I gotta try that!" So he walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an ENGLISHMAN!"
And the Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were just sayin." :rolling

Misha77Piazza
04-28-2004, 05:15 PM
:rolling

That's good one!

Chisox73
04-28-2004, 11:44 PM
:rolling :rolling :rolling
What comedy club are you appearing at this weekend? :banana:

Great one Jen! :wavey:

PirateNut
04-29-2004, 01:29 PM
No offense taken. :)

It sounds more like a true story than a joke...LOL

Obri
04-29-2004, 01:54 PM
:banana:

Yankee 21
04-29-2004, 05:05 PM
Good one Jen!! :thumbsup:

Obri
04-29-2004, 06:36 PM
Another anti-English joke.:D

God and St. Peter are having a chat one day, and St. Peter pipes up, "Forgive me almighty one, but there's something I want to complain about. This country here, Scotland. You've given them breathtaking scenery, rolling hills, beautiful lochs, and a wealth of natural resources. Don't you think that's being a little generous?" "Not at all", God replies, "you obviously haven't seen who we gave them as neighbours."

:moon:

Yankee 21
04-29-2004, 07:01 PM
Good one Dan...Hey been meaning to ask..have you ever seen Nessie??? Do you believe she exsists????

Hey..we never finished the
"A Yankee fan and a Red sox fan met in a bar in Scotland::
I know there's some really smart people here who could probably finish it!

~*TiGeRs f@N*~
04-29-2004, 07:05 PM
I've heard that one Dan, only I've heard it with Canada and America

Obri
04-29-2004, 10:38 PM
Good one Dan...Hey been meaning to ask..have you ever seen Nessie??? Do you believe she exsists????

Kel, I have never seen Nessie. Recently, there has been more rumblings about something living in the loch, but then it has been a while. In reality, the existence of such a creature is impossible, but hey, it keeps you guys visiting.:D