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PissedPrincess
05-21-2004, 12:14 PM
The Sinkerman

Who can take a ballgame?....Who can take a ballgame?....

Blow it up with ease....blow it up with ease...

Knock us into second place and bring us to our knees...

The Sinkerman can, the sinkerman can, oh the sinkerman can, the sinkerman can

The sinkerman can cuz he elevates his pitch and then gets hit real good...

gets hit real good....

Who can go a whole month?....

Who can go a whole month?........

and never get a win.....

never get a win............

lose all his command and send me to the looney bin....

The Sinkerman can, the Sinkerman can, oh the Sinkerman can

:Puter:
cxlx
05-21-2004, 12:18 PM
HAHAHA....classic PP. Havent heard a song vent in awhile. I love it. Keep em coming. :clap:
PissedPrincess
05-21-2004, 12:23 PM
The Sinkerman can cuz he gets himself in trouble and he can't get out...

he can't get out........

Who can blow his chances?

Who can blow his chances?.....

At a new big fat contract....a new big fat contract....

Piss away his millions with his head not intact.......

The Sinkerman can, the Sinkerman can, oh the Sinkerman can, the Sinkerman can
Soxrule245
05-21-2004, 03:23 PM
I love it how you all expect your 4th freaking starter to be an All-Star. Goddamn, give the guy a break, its only May.
PissedPrincess
05-21-2004, 03:27 PM
An All-Star? No, I expect him to be a #4 starter, NOT, a sub-.500 pitcher with an ERA over 6, an OBA of .331(Worst in AL), and to have given up more hits per innings than Mendoza doid.

80 hits in 40 innings. That's NOT #4 material, that's AAA material. :cool:
Soxrule245
05-21-2004, 03:36 PM
Todays date: May 21, 2004. Games played: 41 Games left: 121
PissedPrincess
05-21-2004, 03:53 PM
He's had an ERA over 4.9 for a year. He's looking for starter $$$$$$$ having turned down the Sox offer of $9 mill a year, calling it an insult.

Frankly, he isn't worth 7.
rockin500
05-21-2004, 04:13 PM
lowe is NOT supposed to be a mere #4. he's supposed to pitch like a #2.

the season is 1/4 over. its time for lowe to pick up the pace.
Thedatch
05-21-2004, 06:51 PM
I dont think soxrule likes us much...
Toy Cannon
05-21-2004, 07:23 PM
80 hits in 40 innings. That's NOT #4 material, that's AAA material. :cool:

Actually, that's softball material. :eek:
PissedPrincess
05-21-2004, 08:34 PM
I dont think soxrule likes us much...

He doesn't know what he's missing. We are fabulous. :smokin: