GaryMrMets
07-30-2004, 10:54 AM
There was this entertainment that was put on between innings by an entertainment group called ZOOperstars. This group preforms at ball parks and sports arenas around the country. Here are a few of the characters that they had at Keyspan Park last night
http://www.zooperstars.com/main.asp
HARRY CANARY
http://www.zooperstars.com/Characters/harrycanary-card.jpg
Holy Cow! It's Harry Canary - the Windy City press box legend! This feathered friend is world renowned for his famous rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." Harry wiggles, tugs and yanks his rump feather like no other bird before. He is everybody's best bud!
Height: 9 feet 3 inches
Weight: 1,998 pounds
Resides: Ivy of Wrigley Field
Characteristics: Wavy hair as white as cotton. Big false teeth that show off his smile. Extra large, thick coke-bottle glasses. Balloon-like, beer belly that shakes, rattles and rolls.
ROGER CLAMENS
Houston, we have a solution! This rocket has landed in the lone star stateits Roger Clamens! He loves to chomp down on bar-b-qued batboys, groundskeepers, umpires, and anyone else, so lookout!
Height: 6 feet, 4 inches
Weight: 1,880 pounds
Resides: The plains of Texas
Characteristics: This mussel can bring the heat. Hes got the arm to get him to Cooperstown, but hes in no hurry. He can fire the rocket for a few more years!
ICHIROACH SUZUKI
This speedy little roach can be found scurrying away from his American League opponentsits Ichiroach Suzuki! After years of dining on left over sushi on the streets of Japan, he hitched a ride to the U.S. in a passengers salad bowl! Known for his beady eyes and long tentacles, Ichiroach is by far the most popular roach ever!
Height: 7 feet 10 inches
Weight: 1,243 pounds
Resides: Underneath the stands in Seattle
Characteristics: Large protective shell that he is known to bounce around on. Oversized tummy, gained by eating the popcorn left over on the ground at the end of baseball games. Long tentacles that he uses to tickle unsuspecting fans.
NOMAR GARCIAPARROT
http://www.zooperstars.com/Characters/NomarGarciaparrot-card.jpg
Polly wanna cracker? This feathered bird is the prince of Bean Town.its Nomar Garciaparrot. Colorful, big, and bright, this guy is sure to repeat everything you say. Garciaparrot is known to have his name flying around in trade rumors, but he is happy swooping around any baseball stadium. This parrot can usually be found hanging out at the ballpark or at home with is favorite rodentwife Mia Hammster!
Height: 9 feet 1 inches
Weight: 973 pounds
Resides: Race City, USA
Characteristics: Big wings that allow him to soar over the competition. Huge beak that always crunches the cracker. Large, orange, webbed feet that he uses to perch himself on top of green monsters!!
COW RIPKEN, JR
http://www.zooperstars.com/Characters/cowripkenjr-card.jpg
Let's hear you 'MOO' for this crazy cow - It's Cow Ripken, Jr. This big bovine grazes in the homogenized pastures just outside of Baltimore. He's a true 'holy cow' because he set the record for most consecutive milkings in a career. MOOve over 'cause Cow is 'the iron man!' Height: 9 feet 8 inches
Weight: 2,632 pounds
Resides: Pastures of Baltimore
Characteristics: Baby blues that will knock your socks off. Stylish buzz-cut atop his balding bull head. Goofy ears that flap all about. Horns that have kept him healthy in the field.
Here is a group shot:
http://www.zooperstars.com/images/groupshot.jpg
And here are some other characters that they do:
Dennis Frogman; Ken Giraffey, Jr.; Shaquille O'Seal; Mia Hammster;
Derek Cheetah; Mackerel Jordan; Snail Earnhardt, Jr.; Peyton Manatee;
Dick Flytale; Mario Lemule; Stallion Iverson; Bobby Orrangutang;
Dominik Hashark; Pee Wee Geese; Tiger Woodschuck; Centipete Rose;
Whale Gretzky; Clammy Sosa; Rusty Walrus; Jeff Gordog;
Shark McGwire
http://www.zooperstars.com/main.asp
HARRY CANARY
http://www.zooperstars.com/Characters/harrycanary-card.jpg
Holy Cow! It's Harry Canary - the Windy City press box legend! This feathered friend is world renowned for his famous rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." Harry wiggles, tugs and yanks his rump feather like no other bird before. He is everybody's best bud!
Height: 9 feet 3 inches
Weight: 1,998 pounds
Resides: Ivy of Wrigley Field
Characteristics: Wavy hair as white as cotton. Big false teeth that show off his smile. Extra large, thick coke-bottle glasses. Balloon-like, beer belly that shakes, rattles and rolls.
ROGER CLAMENS
Houston, we have a solution! This rocket has landed in the lone star stateits Roger Clamens! He loves to chomp down on bar-b-qued batboys, groundskeepers, umpires, and anyone else, so lookout!
Height: 6 feet, 4 inches
Weight: 1,880 pounds
Resides: The plains of Texas
Characteristics: This mussel can bring the heat. Hes got the arm to get him to Cooperstown, but hes in no hurry. He can fire the rocket for a few more years!
ICHIROACH SUZUKI
This speedy little roach can be found scurrying away from his American League opponentsits Ichiroach Suzuki! After years of dining on left over sushi on the streets of Japan, he hitched a ride to the U.S. in a passengers salad bowl! Known for his beady eyes and long tentacles, Ichiroach is by far the most popular roach ever!
Height: 7 feet 10 inches
Weight: 1,243 pounds
Resides: Underneath the stands in Seattle
Characteristics: Large protective shell that he is known to bounce around on. Oversized tummy, gained by eating the popcorn left over on the ground at the end of baseball games. Long tentacles that he uses to tickle unsuspecting fans.
NOMAR GARCIAPARROT
http://www.zooperstars.com/Characters/NomarGarciaparrot-card.jpg
Polly wanna cracker? This feathered bird is the prince of Bean Town.its Nomar Garciaparrot. Colorful, big, and bright, this guy is sure to repeat everything you say. Garciaparrot is known to have his name flying around in trade rumors, but he is happy swooping around any baseball stadium. This parrot can usually be found hanging out at the ballpark or at home with is favorite rodentwife Mia Hammster!
Height: 9 feet 1 inches
Weight: 973 pounds
Resides: Race City, USA
Characteristics: Big wings that allow him to soar over the competition. Huge beak that always crunches the cracker. Large, orange, webbed feet that he uses to perch himself on top of green monsters!!
COW RIPKEN, JR
http://www.zooperstars.com/Characters/cowripkenjr-card.jpg
Let's hear you 'MOO' for this crazy cow - It's Cow Ripken, Jr. This big bovine grazes in the homogenized pastures just outside of Baltimore. He's a true 'holy cow' because he set the record for most consecutive milkings in a career. MOOve over 'cause Cow is 'the iron man!' Height: 9 feet 8 inches
Weight: 2,632 pounds
Resides: Pastures of Baltimore
Characteristics: Baby blues that will knock your socks off. Stylish buzz-cut atop his balding bull head. Goofy ears that flap all about. Horns that have kept him healthy in the field.
Here is a group shot:
http://www.zooperstars.com/images/groupshot.jpg
And here are some other characters that they do:
Dennis Frogman; Ken Giraffey, Jr.; Shaquille O'Seal; Mia Hammster;
Derek Cheetah; Mackerel Jordan; Snail Earnhardt, Jr.; Peyton Manatee;
Dick Flytale; Mario Lemule; Stallion Iverson; Bobby Orrangutang;
Dominik Hashark; Pee Wee Geese; Tiger Woodschuck; Centipete Rose;
Whale Gretzky; Clammy Sosa; Rusty Walrus; Jeff Gordog;
Shark McGwire