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imgreat95
02-17-2005, 04:22 PM
this article is actually from a year ago at this time, but thought it was well worth reading...

The SportsFan Magazine Plan to Save the NHL!
By James J. Patterson

Thursday, February 12, 2004

The SFM Plan for the NHL!

If National Hockey League fans want to see the game they love survive, it’ll be up to them to save it. To put it as simply as we can, the NHL is in big trouble and there are only two reasons why: The players and commissioner Gary Bettman.

Last summer, Major League Baseball players and owners stopped their bickering when they learned that fans were seriously considering a boycott if the players and owners couldn’t reach agreement.

Now, hockey fans may have to make a statement of our own as the Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) comes under review this summer, and as the league’s executives gather to consider yet another round of changes to the game itself.

It’s time the fans stood up and screamed, “Enough! We want our game back!”

Before things go any further, SportsFan Magazine has decided to weigh-in with our own recommendations and present to you The SFM Plan for Saving the NHL.




Part 1: The Game


As a warm up to this summer’s festivities, commissioner Bettman recently huddled the league’s general managers together somewhere in the desert and came up with yet another hair-brained plan to “fix” a game that wasn’t broken until he got his hands on it.

First of all, the GMs want goalies to wear smaller pads and quit straying behind the net. We think everyone agrees that goalie equipment has gotten huge, is an unnatural force in the game, and should be the subject of strict oversight throughout the season. It’s hard to believe the league hasn’t stepped in meaningfully until now.

As far as straying from the crease goes, Darren Pang of ESPN is correct when he says that half the goalies in the league actually create scoring chances for the opposing team when they stray from the crease. SFM recommends that the blue crease area in front of the net form a complete circle around the goal. Goalies would be able to roam in a circle around the net without fear of being checked but would be fair game if they leave the protective blue circle.

We also believe that goalies should be able to check opponents entering that protected blue area without fear of retaliation. Call it The Billy Smith rule.

GMs recommended that the nets be put back closer to the boards, 10 feet instead of 13 feet away. SFM recommends that six feet be returned to the neutral zone. Hall of Famers Denis Potvin and Mike Bossy believe that Bettman’s initial changing of the lines and net configuration is what gave birth to the hated “trap.” Reversing this horrible decision could help bring the game back into balance.

SFM believes that bringing back the tag-up offsides is a no-brainer.

The comissioner also has his shorts in a knot about ties. Sure, tie games in October and November are ho-hum, but on January 10th this year the Maple Leafs and the Lightning played to a 4-4 tie that was a real thriller; both teams giving their all for the two-point win. It isn’t the fans who don’t like ties.

The GMs currently want three standings points for a win, two for a tie and one for an over-time loss. A team getting a standings point for a loss simply insults everyone’s sense of fair play and violates the entire concept of winning and losing.

Is any idea more clearly labeled “Stupid?”

SFM believes it’s supposed to be two points for a win, one for a tie and none for a loss, get it?

When Gary Bettman became commissioner a decade ago, he was hired to do two things. Clamp down on the union and get the league on network TV in the states. In that amount of time, players’ salaries have soared and not only does the league get next-to-no exposure on the networks, but ESPN is about to show them the door as well.

That’s 0-for-2.

Bettman, a virtual hockey know-nothing, came over from the NBA at a time when Wayne Gretzky was parking behind the opposing net making plays. The know-nothings at the networks wanted more scoring, so Bettman brought the nets forward thinking that with a little help lesser players could be like Gretzky. This had the unforeseen effect of creating a shorter neutral zone giving birth to “the trap.”

The result? Less scoring, not more.

Gary then heard the know-nothings complain about not being able to see the puck. The fact is that the puck is easier to follow than a baseball, and nobody ever wanted a glowing baseball. But hey, nobody wanted the glow-puck either.

The know nothings thought that politically correct TV audience they were trying to appeal to would object to fighting, so the commissioner instigated the “Instigator Rule.” The result? Less physical play, more clutching and grabbing and less scoring.

To counter the clutching and grabbing, he cracked down on “interference” and “obstruction.” The result? There’s just as much clutching and grabbing, yet players are penalized for every good check near the boards; meanwhile, they’re scoring less and less in the process.

To make all this possible, Bettman added an extra referee to an already crowded ice surface, making it more crowded still. The result? More penalties slowing down the “flow of the game” and yes, just as much clutching and grabbing less hitting and less scoring.

SFM believes the Instigator Rule should be dropped, allowing players to police themselves on the ice as they had for 80 years before Bettman. Fans everywhere are checking in with their disappointment that the instigator rule will not be repealed. If fans could have one rule change in the last decade reversed, that would be the one.

Remember, all of these (failed) rules changes to beef up scoring and eliminate physical play are to please TV executives with whom the NHL doesn’t have a deal! Shouldn’t the deal happen first, and the craven sellout for money and the appeasement of casual fans come later like in the other three leagues? These know-nothing inspired changes have resulted in nearly a huge drop-off in goals per game, denuded the sport of its ‘ruff-tuff’ play, and chased away most of its core supporters among the fans.

And still the stupid ideas keep coming.

Some are calling for elimination of the center red line, but the red line was introduced in the 1940s to speed up game!

Some say make the neutral zone red and blue lines fatter, but how is that better than simply returning them to their pre-Bettman configuration?

Some say they want “no-touch icing,” but why eliminate the speed chase for the puck?

Newsflash, it’s exciting! Other morons have suggested making the nets wider.



Part 2: The Lockout


NHL players were talking tough about the upcoming lockout at the recently concluded All-Star Game in Minnesota. Some of them went so far as to say, “We’ll stay out a year or more if we have to.”

The players’ union has figured out how to twist union law, originally intended to protect industrial workers and farm hands, to jack up salaries to catastrophic levels. Bettman, meanwhile, is single-handedly ruining the game in an ill-fated attempt to woo a contract out of American TV networks, and chasing away legions of regular customers (i.e., die-hard fans) in the process.

What we’re left with are skyrocketing ticket prices and an on-ice product not worth the price of admission.

Look at the changes mentioned above. Most of them are actually roll backs of Bettman’s bad decisions in the last decade. It begs the question: What is it going to take to get good leadership at the top of the NHL?

And we mean both on the corporate side and the union side.

Half the league is currently experiencing a huge drop-off in attendance. For a league whose No. 1 supplier of revenue is still the fans at the gate, that’s ruinous. The attendance drops off not because of over-expansion into southern markets, and it’s not because Americans don’t like hockey.

It’s because ticket prices are too high, and when fans do shell out the money, the games, quite frankly, stink.

Until the latest round of ticket-price hikes, at least winning teams could fill their arenas; but now, even that is changing. The Boston Bruins have one of the best teams in the league with a huge base of loyal fans. They are currently a half dozen points away from first overall, they play in hockey’s best division, are in a hot contest with the Maple Leafs, Senators, Devils and Flyers for bragging rights in the East. Yet their attendance is down in the lower depths of the league with the pathetic Penguins, Blackhawks, Capitals and Hurricanes. Why? Because ticket prices down low cost $120 per game and tickets up high cost $40. That’s too much! And Bruins fans know their hockey, and don’t like what they see even when they’re winning. It’s that simple.

Hockey’s problems are not nearly as complicated as the commissioner and union would have you believe. Simply return the game to its pre-Bettman orientation and the on-ice product will correct itself.

As for the player salaries, that’s simple too. SFM believes the league should lock the players out and replace them on the ice. Demand only two things: An end to gaurenteed contracts by the inclusion of a buy-out clause, and a return to free agency at age 32. There’s just no sense in having a lockout without replacement players. Trust me, something wonderful happens when spoiled millionaires stop getting checks and see other players wearing their uniforms. The NFL proved that 20 years ago and have had little trouble since.

Plus, the league thrived for nearly a century because it rewarded its franchises for developing players. For the replacement games, reduce the ticket prices 90% and make your money selling popcorn and beer. The guarenteed contract is the boogey monster that no one has the nerve to confront. Allowing a team to rectify a mistake while at the same time retaining its players will put the financial side of the ledger back into balance. Once that is accomplished, and the lock out is over, the league can raise ticket prices comensorate with expenses and tickets will only cost a fraction of what they cost now.

The union will knuckle under to these demands, but only if fans are able to continue going to games. Remember, fans pay to see the emblem on the front of the jersey, not the name on the back. And that is simply because the names change but the emblem stays the same.

In it’s December 30th issue, The Hockey News named its 100 most influential people in the sport. First and second were Gary Bettman and union boss Bob Goodenow respectively. Down at lowly 100 was “Joe Fan.” “Remember,” says THN, ‘It’s the fans billions players and owners are fighting over. Baseball fans threatening abandonment won their first non work stoppage in three decades.” And they are right. Hockey fans need to take matters into their own hands and take back their game before it’s too late. E-mail your GMs, team owners and local hockey writers and tell’m to adopt the SFM plan!

It’s time to Dump Bettman. Dump high salaries and high-ticket prices, and return the game to its 1990 configuration. The game was fine until Gary Bettman broke it.

In his resignation speech, he will owe us an apology.


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Publisher James J. Patterson, life-long advocate for fans, is available to further explain The SFM Plan. He can be reached for interviews at 1-877-326-2649.

imgreat95
02-17-2005, 05:45 PM
Some more ideas...

The Jester’s Quart: Simply Fixing the NHL
By Greg Wyshynski

Friday, February 11, 2005


The solution to professional hockey's problems isn't found in salary caps or luxury taxes or franchise players or "cost certainty." All of those machinations exist to keep a sinking ship afloat, and to ensure it'll miss the iceberg on ensuing voyages. They don't address the actual problem, which is that the NHL is a bamboo raft trying to navigate through a tsunami.


All the financial security in the world won't matter if there are no revenues to protect.

This isn't another screed claiming that the National Hockey League -- or hockey in general -- is an unpopular boondoggle that couldn't attract fans if they replaced all the players on the ice with the Swedish Bikini Team. (Although if Gary Bettman and the owners ever want to go the scab route, let that idea be a good jumping-off point, boys.) In the majority of the cities in which they share arenas, NHL teams outdraw NBA teams. Minor league hockey thrives in such diverse locales as San Diego and Oklahoma City. There are pockets in the United States that treat hockey with the same tradition and reverence as any Texas town treats high-school football under Friday night's lights.

The popularity of hockey isn't the problem.

The popularity of NHL hockey is.

The Hockey-Hating American Media has been quasi-orgasmic in questioning where the "outrage" is when it comes to the lockout, as if fans should be rolling on Manhattan and Toronto in flaming zambonis, demanding that the league reopen its doors.

I believe most hockey fans are disappointed. Some are outright depressed. Most are frustrated by this tug-of-war between millionaires. But outrage? Nah. Outrage is reserved for when a referee fails to call a blatant penalty because there's less than two minutes left and the home team is up a goal. Outrage is seeing Bobby Holik getting paid like Bobby Orr should have been. Hockey fans know what pisses us off, and a bunch of suits trying to slice up a microscopic pie doesn't cut it.

Our feelings on the lockout don't reach the level of "outrage" for two reasons. First, we understand that the owners are finally attempting to put controls in place that will make the league financially solvent until it can become economically self-sufficient through television and advertising revenue. Yes, their overspending and irresponsibility is why we’re in this predicament. But you can’t fault a crackhead for being a crackhead if he’s at least trying to put the pipe down for once.

This lockout is happening for good reason; unfortunately, it's about a decade too late.

The other reason we're not outraged is actually sort of depressing. It's that we all know, in our hockey hearts, that there is absolutely no reason to believe the leadership of the NHL can make the simple changes and difficult decisions necessary to make the league something die-hard fans can be passionate about again.

(Notice I didn't say "casual fans." There are not now, nor have there been nor will there be, "casual" hockey fans. Bettman's greatest folly was marketing the sport for these fictional fans. No one "casually" watches hockey. No one dips his or her toe into the frozen water; they cannonball through the ice. It's like that scene in Ocean's Eleven where Clooney pushes the plane ticket across the table to Matt Damon: "You're either in or you're out." Hockey fans get on the plane and help plan the heist; no one's parachuting into the vault at the Bellagio just for the grand finale.)

The owners could get complete cost certainty, the players could become one step up from indentured servitude, and the NHL would still be f--ked.

So, for the 100,000th time in this column space, let's spell out some simple ways the NHL can fix its product, shall we?

MAKING THE GAME MORE TELEGENIC

Anyone catch that football game they played between the commercials last weekend? Did you see those new mini-cameras FOX cooked up, that were on field level and were about the size of a corn nibblet? They actually stuck these things on the end zone pylons. It was incredible.

If television networks put one iota of that kind of ingenuity into how to successfully transfer the speed and excitement of hockey to television, maybe the NHL would draw better ratings than that infomercial for the hand-held steam cleaner.

How many cameras are utilized in a garden-variety NHL broadcast? Two, maybe three? On ESPN or ABC, we also get the camera inside the net, and that one that dangles over the ice, making it look like the players are being chased by a Dalek. That one dangling over the ice conveys momentum but lacks cohesion. Every other camera does nothing to provide the viewer with a semblance of what hockey looks and feels like in the arena. Imagine watching an oil painting of the Giant slalom rather than the event itself at the Olympics – that’s hockey on TV.

The NHL and NBC have clearly stated that they feel HDTV technology will make a difference in hockey on television, and they’re right. But it has to go beyond that: Both league and network have to completely give into the notion that televised sports are sports made for television. That means making a NHL game look like a NFL game: Cameras everywhere, including those wicked cool rail cams that ESPN used during the Heritage Classic in Edmonton.

The NHL will never succeed on TV until it looks like the best video game you’ve never played.

FIX OVERTIME

Shootouts suck. And I really don’t have the energy to explain why (again). Check the archives on SportsFanMagazine.com.

The NHL should play 10 minutes of 4-on-4 hockey in overtime. At least do it for a season, and then see how many ties you’re left with. I think goals will be scored, and the fans will go home happy even if there is a tie because that 10 minutes of action will be worth the price of admission. And unlike with that bastardization of hockey called a "shootout," there were actually be (gasp!) defensemen involved in the play and (double gasp!) passing.

FIX THE SCHEDULE

You can successfully trace the demise of the NHL in mainstream popularity to one point in its recent history when three trends converged: Over-expansion, the instigator rule, and the dramatic change in the NHL's playoff format, away from divisional play and into a conference format.

Over-expansion will take care of itself, either through contraction or relocation. The instigator should have been repealed yesterday, although it would mean suffering some "you're promoting violence!" slings and arrows from basketball writers like Michael Wilbon.

The playoff format, meanwhile, is a tougher nut to crack.

On the one hand, it has successfully kept more teams in the postseason hunt than in the original divisional format. But it's also created a homogenous regular season, one lacking the blood rivalries that made many non-playoff games just as intense as the postseason in the 1980s. Wouldn’t animosity between division "rivals" like Carolina and Washington grow more intense if both teams were vying for the same playoff spot, instead of battling each other, the Islanders, Sabres, Penguins, Canadiens and five other teams for the final three spots in the conference?

Two scheduling solutions that would make the NHL a better league immediately:

Back to divisional playoffs. Four divisions, two conferences, four playoff slots in each division. The division champ plays the No. 4 team, No. 2 plays No. 3, and the conference title is decided by the winners of each divisional playoff. Do I care that two divisions will have eight teams and two will have seven? No, I do not.
If you want to keep the three division/two conference format, then create a hybrid of the Major League Baseball and NFL schedules. Like football, have each division match up with another specific division in the opposite conference. The Atlantic Division plays the Pacific one year, and the Central the following year, and Northwest in the third year; and then the cycle repeats. To ensure that some traditional inter-conference rivalries and match-ups continue, each team has a home-and-home series with four teams from the opposite conference that are not in the division they are scheduled to face. Toronto, for example, would have Detroit, Edmonton, Calgary and Vancouver on the schedule, even if the Northeast was scheduled to face the Pacific in that season. The bottom line is that every team in the NHL will no longer play every other team in the NHL. It’ll make those rare visits from opposite conference foes more meaningful; the games that are currently used for those inter-conference opponents could be played against division rivals instead.
FIX THE GAME

The rules changes implemented on the AHL level — including tag-up offsides, wider blue and red lines, and restrictions on where a goalie can play the puck — haven’t resulted in a dramatic increase in scoring. According to the Buffalo News, scoring is only up 0.26 goals per game from last season’s 5.11 goals per game average.

But if you think the problem in the NHL is goal scoring, then you might be a NBA fan at heart. The problem is offensive flow, and the AHL has recaptured it thanks in part to the rules changes. (The fact that a few NHLers have migrated down a level helps as well.)

Lou Lamoriello once lamented the dawn of the TV timeout era in the NHL because it gave the players too much time to rest. The continuous action in the AHL leaves players feeling haggard, resulting in more offensive chances.

The NHL will adopt most, if not all, of these AHL rules changes, along with restrictions on goalie equipment. It’s a good start, but doesn’t address another more simple concern: The size of the ice. The players are bigger, the defensive systems are more complex; widening the ice would open the neutral zone.

(What about getting rid of the red line? I thought goal-hanging was something NHLers left on the pond.)

Widen the playing surface in every arena. Losing some seats in the lower level is worth putting a few more fannies in the seats upstairs.

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There’s a lot of passionate debate among hockey fans right now about what the new CBA will look like, if and when it’s signed. Will there be a cap? Will there be a tax? Will there be a franchise player tag? Will there be a salary rollback? At what age will unrestricted free agency begin? Will the owners be allowed to reduce salaries through a new arbitration system?

Let me add a new question to the debate: Does any of it really matter if the league’s product is fundamentally flawed?

And do we, as fans, believe the same people who can’t even agree on where to hold their meetings are the ones who can, in the end, make the NHL reach its potential, financially and competitively?

I sure as hell don’t.



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Published on the web and www.SportsFanMagazine.com since 1997, "The Jester's Quart" is a weekly satirical look at sports, pop culture and why NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman is a jackass. Columnist Greg Wyshynski is the Features Editor for SportsFan Magazine in Washington DC, and the Senior Sports Editor for The Connection Newspapers of Northern Virginia. Email Wyshynski at jestersquart@hotmail.com.