Durango53
11-02-2005, 01:32 PM
BoSox GM escapes with gorilla suit?
So how exactly did Red Sox GM-on-the-run Theo Epstein escape the media horde staking him out at Fenway Park on Halloween night after the shocking revelation that he had quit his “dream” gig? Word is according to the BOSTON HERALD, young Theo put on a gorilla costume and waltzed – unrecognized – right by the throng of reporters and cameramen assembled on Yawkey Way!
“I heard the gorilla had a big smile on his face and a cellphone to his ear,” said Someone Who Knows. Fenway sources say Theo encountered a gorilla-suit-wearing trick-or-treater inside Fenway shortly after handing in his resignation. Feeling a bit giddy – or perhaps woozy after leaving $4.5 million on the table – baseball’s boy wonder asked to borrow the King Kong costume.
Theo reportedly spent some time monkeying around the baseball operations office in the monkey suit then left the building, right under the noses of the assembled media horde! “It was Halloween and no one thought anything of it,” said Someone Who Was There. “He went right past the reporters, listened to what they were saying for a while, then jetted home.”
Source: Boston Herald
To funny.....
So how exactly did Red Sox GM-on-the-run Theo Epstein escape the media horde staking him out at Fenway Park on Halloween night after the shocking revelation that he had quit his “dream” gig? Word is according to the BOSTON HERALD, young Theo put on a gorilla costume and waltzed – unrecognized – right by the throng of reporters and cameramen assembled on Yawkey Way!
“I heard the gorilla had a big smile on his face and a cellphone to his ear,” said Someone Who Knows. Fenway sources say Theo encountered a gorilla-suit-wearing trick-or-treater inside Fenway shortly after handing in his resignation. Feeling a bit giddy – or perhaps woozy after leaving $4.5 million on the table – baseball’s boy wonder asked to borrow the King Kong costume.
Theo reportedly spent some time monkeying around the baseball operations office in the monkey suit then left the building, right under the noses of the assembled media horde! “It was Halloween and no one thought anything of it,” said Someone Who Was There. “He went right past the reporters, listened to what they were saying for a while, then jetted home.”
Source: Boston Herald
To funny.....