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PissedPrincess
12-09-2005, 12:08 PM
Dear No name GM Santa,
I would like either Tejada or OCAB for Xmas. I would like Fat Boy traded for some more pen help. If Manny goes, give me Glaus/Dunn/some other slugger.

Thanx. PP
Royce
12-09-2005, 12:28 PM
No offense, but the Orioles would be retarded to trade Tejada to anyone in the AL East
I Are Baboon
12-09-2005, 12:31 PM
No offense, but the Orioles would be retarded to trade Tejada to anyone in the AL East

Maybe, but Manny is a better ofensive player than Tejada.

Here is my Red Sox Xmas list:

Trade Wells.
Trade Manny for Tejada.
Sign Johnny Damon to a four year contract, then punch Scott Boras in the belly.
Keep Marte.
Get a first baseman.

:thumbsup:
PissedPrincess
12-09-2005, 12:31 PM
No offense, but the Orioles would be retarded to trade Tejada to anyone in the AL East

Hey goddamn it, this is my wish list to Santa. I also asked him for a Jaguar, that ain't happening either.

Let me dream Scrooge. :eviltongu
PissedPrincess
12-09-2005, 12:33 PM
Sign Johnny Damon to a four year contract, then punch Scott Boras in the belly.
Keep Marte.
Get a first baseman.

:thumbsup:

Sounds good.
Royce
12-09-2005, 12:34 PM
Hey goddamn it, this is my wish list to Santa. I also asked him for a Jaguar, that ain't happening either.

Let me dream Scrooge. :eviltongu


Bah Humbug.


:doublefin
Royce
12-09-2005, 12:35 PM
Sign Johnny Damon to a four year contract, then punch Scott Boras in the belly.





I think I might go for that as well.
PissedPrincess
12-09-2005, 12:41 PM
Damon needs to get done NOW. The Dodgers are trying to move Game Boy, and would need a CF. They would overpay for Damon.
I Are Baboon
12-09-2005, 12:49 PM
Damon needs to get done NOW. The Dodgers are trying to move Game Boy, and would need a CF. They would overpay for Damon.

The Dodgers? Those broke mofos can't afford Damon.
PissedPrincess
12-09-2005, 12:53 PM
The Dodgers? Those broke mofos can't afford Damon.

Well, they got Grady. They got Mueller. Boston owner. :notme:

Would make a splash for em. Hope you're right.
Hobosox
12-09-2005, 01:27 PM
the orioles are more likely to trade miggy to an ALEast opponent than the Sox are to keep Manny in the division. WE would be the retarted ones.

If nny goes, he'd have to stay in the AL, so he can DH on occasion, but in the East would be dumb. It's looking more and more like Manny will stay, there's just no one out there who wants him. And as lazy as he can be, and as much as he complains about the Boston limelight, is there REALLY anything so bad about a guy who has AVERAGED 130 rbis over the last EIGHT years?


my list:

resign damon for 4 years
boras' ass kickin would be nice
tejada or OC to play short
trot and clement for abreu
bullpen help (from wells?)
keep marte
keep manny
reconsile with Roger for a year
take Theo back
a jag for Princess


all that should suffice till my list for next year comes around in October: WS Crown '06
Eva
12-09-2005, 06:53 PM
It look less likely at this point that Manny or Wells would be trade. Of course, plenty of months until spring training. Simply put it, if they're here, they're being paid to play, so they can bring their butts to spring training or not get paid and stay home. Simple as that. The Red Sox management would not be bashed since Manny and Wells would look retarded if they did that. ;)

My List:
Keep Manny
Sign Damon
Boras and Rosenhaus getting their asses kicked.
Bring O.C back.
Bring Abreu into the fold.
Bring Tejada into the fold, too.

That's my very simple list. :D