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GaryMrMets
12-30-2005, 06:01 PM
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Joel Sherman
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Holiday wish list for the Bronx and Flushing

Dec 20, 2005

We have our list. We've checked it twice. We know everybody who has been Steinbrenner and nice.

Met fans are feeling the thrill of a large bounty at this time of year, with the introduction of Carlos Delgado and Billy Wagner. Yet they are still looking beneath their tree for a Ramirez, Zito or a set-up man who can dependably get the ball to Wagner.

Yankee fans are feeling an unaccustomed emptiness, wondering where all the familiar, high-end presents are. It has just become habitual to pull back the gift-wrapping in the Bronx and unveil a Sheff, A-Rod or Big Unit. It makes Kyle Farnsworth feel like a lump of coal. (*Editor's Note: This was before the Yankees reportedly reached an agreement with Johnny Damon on a four-year, $52 million deal.)

But enough of the fans' desires. We are here to fulfill the requests of the movers, shakers and players in New York baseball:

Anna Benson: Tact, class and the other half of that Mrs. Santa Claus outfit.
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Kris Benson: A muzzle.
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Alex Rodriguez: A home country, the ability not to care what other's think as much as he tells us he does not care and an October that does not end with him explaining why next year will be different.
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Randy Johnson: To improve his disposition by becoming as loveable as Kevin Brown.
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Carlos Delgado: To be asked more about standing ovations at Shea rather than whether he will be standing or not for God Bless America.
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Carlos Beltran: Never to be compared to Bobby Bonilla, George Foster or Roberto Alomar again.
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Omar Minaya: The same thing he has wanted for Christmas for years; Manny Ramirez, what else?
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Pedro Martinez: No questions that include, Are you worried that your fastball was only 84 mph?
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Tom Glavine: A winning season as a Met.
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GaryMrMets
12-30-2005, 06:03 PM
Derek Jeter: To escape that growing feeling that there are no more parades in his future.
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Robinson Cano: To become a 10-year major leaguer before acting like one every day.
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Gary Sheffield: To be happy with a contract. Oh wait, that is inconceivable. How about a new scarf then?
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Bernie Williams: More Bronx cheers.
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George Steinbrenner: To figure out if he has wasted more money on importing National League pitchers or trying to get positive media feedback by employing Howard Rubinstein.
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Fred Wilpon: To play meaningful games in October.
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Kyle Farnsworth: Nobody asking if he is familiar with Jay Witasick's body of work in the Bronx.
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Billy Wagner: To bring Mariano not Armando to Flushing.
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Jose Reyes: To not have swung at two balls out of the strike zone by the end of this sentence.
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David Wright: For everyone to feel the same way about him 12 months from now that they do today.
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GaryMrMets
12-30-2005, 06:03 PM
Joe Torre: For free agents to care again when he calls.
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Cliff Floyd: Another 150 games played.
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Jason Giambi: Speed, so maybe he can outrun all the suspicions that linger.
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To all of the folks nice enough to be reading this sentence: A safe, healthy, joyous holiday season.