What Does It Mean When A Girl Slaps You?

[Big R]

ight so i went up to this girl because she was pretty hot you know and of course i was looking good with my backwards dodger cap and my new jordans and i was like YO BABY YO BABY YO! and she slapped me for no reason!


any advice on what i did wrong?

[I Are Baboon]

You were born.

[rockin500]

lord, you're a dumb SOB.

[PissedPrincess]

You were born.

Beat me to it.

[LesPaul]

she prolly smelled tequilla

[cxlx]

It means shes playing hard to get. The key word here is persistance.

[LesPaul]

I have found the best pick up line is to ask the chick "Hey baby, you ever hear about the bigfoot?"


And like cxlx mentioned, if it doesn't work on the first one, keep persistening and try it on every woman in the building.

[Durango53]

Your peter is to small......

[BPBlueSox]

Good God, you people are brutal.

[Thedatch]

Good God, you people are brutal.

:laff: they're bored, what can you do?

no football, no baseball...

[PopTop]

The fact you can post a thread about it makes me think she didn't slap you hard enough.

[Panzram]

The fact you can post a thread about it makes me think she didn't slap you hard enough.

Exactly. You got off light.

[Jennifer]

ight so i went up to this girl because she was pretty hot you know and of course i was looking good with my backwards dodger cap and my new jordans and i was like YO BABY YO BABY YO! and she slapped me for no reason!


any advice on what i did wrong?Grrrrrrrr!!!!!

[Timberwolf]

Is that as true as you getting shot few weeks ago, Big R.

You have went through a lot.

[Thedatch]

ight so i went up to this girl because she was pretty hot you know and of course i was looking good with my backwards dodger cap and my new jordans and i was like YO BABY YO BABY YO! and she slapped me for no reason!


any advice on what i did wrong?

should have pinched her ass and stared directly at her chest when talking to her.

Dude, chicks DIG that shit!

[Jennifer]

should have pinched her ass and stared directly at her chest when talking to her.

Dude, chicks DIG that shit!Grrrrrr!!!!!

[Tigers#1]

Just go up and start dancing with her. It doesn't matter where your at. I do that at Meiers and Radio Shack and several other places all the time. Never fails!:thumbsup:

[Jennifer]

I think I am finally beginning to understand why some of you guys have so much time to post in this forum.:tongue:

[Tigers#1]

You know if i came up and started dancing with you in the middle of K Mart, you would fall for me.:banana: :love:

[Thedatch]

I think I am finally beginning to understand why some of you guys have so much time to post in this forum.:tongue:

:lmao:

[Jennifer]

You know if i came up and started dancing with you in the middle of K Mart, you would fall for me.:banana: :love:You and Thedatch? Dancing together in K-Mart? Way cool! But it wasn't very nice of you to out Thedatch.

(Editor's note: Jen has just gone and hidden under her bed)

[Thedatch]

You and Thedatch? Dancing together in K-Mart? Way cool! But it wasn't very nice of you to out Thedatch.

(Editor's note: Jen has just gone and hidden under her bed)

I think he was talking to you...

I don't dance :tongue: and I have never found myself anywhere near a K-mart either :D

[Jennifer]

I think he was talking to you...

I don't dance :tongue: and I have never found myself anywhere near a K-mart either :DCouldn't be talking to me. I'm a JAP and would never let a guy who even jokes about K-Mart anywhere near me.


(Editor's note: For those who are unfamilar with the acronym "JAP" it stands for Jewish American Princess. Jen really is not a JAP even though for some unfathamable reason she is always being accused of it)

[Big R]

well i found out who her friend was and got her number from her friend called her earlier and she said dont call ever again but i remember you guys said to be PERSISTANT so i kept calling then she called the police!!!!!! smh



thanks for the advice! im now considered a stalker

[Piazza'sbabe]

She's a smart girl.
She realized that Vanilla ice was popular back in the 80's so that wannbe act "gangsta" is pretty damn old.



speaking of old, are you 12?

[Chisox73]

well i found out who her friend was and got her number from her friend called her earlier and she said dont call ever again but i remember you guys said to be PERSISTANT so i kept calling then she called the police!!!!!! smh



thanks for the advice! im now considered a stalker
That's one smart woman:thumbsup:

[Timberwolf]

Couldn't be talking to me.

I for one think he was.

[Baseball Guru]

Personally I think she likes you and is playing hard to get.. Next time you see her, slap her back.. Maybe she's freaky like that:naughty:

[Rockin Robin]

Okay, who remembers that kid from either mets.com or GSS that was always talking about going to the mall and getting his mac on?? That's who Big R reminds me of.....

[Tigers#1]

No, he reminds me of the guy on Super Troopers who was like "Man good thing that cop left when he did because i was going to bust a cap in him" and then the cop came back and he screamed like a little girl.

[Big R]

playa hatin on me!!!!


i got that money!!!!!

[Jennifer]

I for one think he was.Perhaps you are right. It takes one K-Mart shopper to understand what another K-Mart shopper is thinking.:tongue:

[PopTop]

Thankfully, he doesn't remind me of any other human being I know.

[Jennifer]

I got an e-mail this morning from a friend I went to undergrad school with and she told me that she was in K-Mart the other day and this guy about 20 who couldn't be more than 5 foot 5 , no less than 250 pounds, all pimply with a blue baseball cap turned backwards wearing untied sneakers came up to her and said "Yo Baby, do you want to see how happy a real man can make you"? As she was about to be overpowered by his odious smell he suddenly puts his sweaty, filty hand on her breast and starts to squeeze it. She slaps him and starts yelling for security but by the time it arrives he has waddled off. Then yesterday she gets a phone call from the same guy that is filled with lewd and obscene words and lots of grunting.

Coincidence or an example of what a small world this is?

[Big R]

I got an e-mail this morning from a friend I went to undergrad school with and she told me that she was in K-Mart the other day and this guy about 20 who couldn't be more than 5 foot 5 , no less than 250 pounds, all pimply with a blue baseball cap turned backwards wearing untied sneakers came up to her and said "Yo Baby, do you want to see how happy a real man can make you"? As she was about to be overpowered by his odious smell he suddenly puts his sweaty, filty hand on her breast and starts to squeeze it. She slaps him and starts yelling for security but by the time it arrives he has waddled off. Then yesterday she gets a phone call from the same guy that is filled with lewd and obscene words and lots of grunting.

Coincidence or an example of what a small world this is?



your not funny...

[Jennifer]

your not funny..."Your"? Could you possibly mean "you're" as in you are? In any event my friend didn't think it was funny either.

[Tigers#1]

I thought K Mart went out of buisness?

[Royce]

No. There's like 143509439 of them by me.

[Chisox73]

I'd rather go to K-Mart than Wal-Mart. Less crowded.:)

[Tigers#1]

I hate Wal Mart. It's like going into that bar on Star Wars.

Too many freaks!:freak:

[Chisox73]

I hate Wal Mart. It's like going into that bar on Star Wars.

Too many freaks!:freak:
I hear you. Out here,it's like going to a NASCAR race,since most of the Wal-Mart shoppers in my neck of the woods have thier NASCAR apperal on.:no:

[Jennifer]

I thought K Mart went out of buisness?Four years ago K-Mart filed for bankruptcy under Chapter 11 which is the business reorganization chapter (same chapter the airlines are constantly filing under). As part of it reorganization plan it closed many stores. I'm guessing this is probably why you thought they went out of business.

[GaryMrMets]

Okay, who remembers that kid from either mets.com or GSS that was always talking about going to the mall and getting his mac on?? That's who Big R reminds me of.....

Robin, If I remember correctly, the kid from mets.com that you are thinking of was dr. ramone.

[oriolesmagic]

She probally thought you crawled out of the guter and wanted to slap you back to where you belong.

Why do you guys have to treat us girls like sex objects? Maybe if you treat us like normal girls you could have beter results.

[Jennifer]

She probally thought you crawled out of the guter and wanted to slap you back to where you belong.

Why do you guys have to treat us girls like sex objects? Maybe if you treat us like normal girls you could have beter results.:clap: Welcome aboard Kylie.

[Tigers#1]

:clap: Welcome aboard Kylie.
Thats my nickname. :)

[Baseball Guru]

Why do you guys have to treat us girls like sex objects? Maybe if you treat us like normal girls you could have beter results.

Yeah, I know what you mean.. I know I hate it when girls treat me like a sex object:sigh:

[Jennifer]

Yeah, I know what you mean.. I know I hate it when girls treat me like a sex object:sigh:Yes, but you are 35. I would think that "girls" making you feel like a sex object would be too embarassing to admit.:tongue:

[Baseball Guru]

Nah, not really;)

[Jennifer]

Nah, not really;)I know but I couldn't resist.:)

[Baseball Guru]

I know but I couldn't resist.:)

:luvkiss:

[Jennifer]

:luvkiss:Sorry but I don't go for elderly men.:tongue:

[LesPaul]

Yeah, I know what you mean.. I know I hate it when girls treat me like a sex object:sigh:

I agree, sometimes I wonder what it would be like if they treated us like normal guys, I think they would have better results.

[Baseball Guru]

Sorry but I don't go for elderly men.:tongue:


Hahaha, good one...:clap:

Thank goodness I only look 28-30;)

Last 2 girlfriends have been only 3 years older than you:D

I guess the younger girls like "elderly" men:banana:

[Baseball Guru]

I agree, sometimes I wonder what it would be like if they treated us like normal guys, I think they would have better results.

AMEN brother!!!:angel2:

[Jennifer]

Hahaha, good one...:clap:

Thank goodness I only look 28-30;)

Last 2 girlfriends have been only 3 years older than you:D

I guess the younger girls like "elderly" men:banana:Grrrrrr! They were women not girls.

[Jennifer]

I agree, sometimes I wonder what it would be like if they treated us like normal guys, I think they would have better results.:sigh:

[oriolesmagic]

I agree, sometimes I wonder what it would be like if they treated us like normal guys, I think they would have better results.

We would treat you all like normal guys if you all don't come up talking to us like YO BABY YO BABY YO. I aint nobodys baby except my mother and father. If guys would act like they would act around there mother or want guys to treat there sisters then maybe we girls would give them more respect.

[Tigers#1]

Who says "YO BABY YO BABY YO" anymore? That is so 1900's. :cool:

[oriolesmagic]

That's right I was in pampers when people were saying that.

[LesPaul]

We would treat you all like normal guys if you all don't come up talking to us like YO BABY YO BABY YO. I aint nobodys baby except my mother and father. If guys would act like they would act around there mother or want guys to treat there sisters then maybe we girls would give them more respect.

I never used that phrase, instead I opt for the one I grew up on: "Uhhh huhuhuhuhuh, hey baby, you uhh, huhuhuhuh, like, want to watch television, or something? Uhhh huhuhuhuhuh."

[princessfishy]

Hahaha, good one...:clap:

Thank goodness I only look 28-30;)

Last 2 girlfriends have been only 3 years older than you:D

I guess the younger girls like "elderly" men:banana:

i think its the cheese...hehehe ;)

:love2:

[Baseball Guru]

Grrrrrr! They were women not girls.


Oh women, girls, yada, yada, yada:D

[Baseball Guru]

i think its the cheese...hehehe ;)

:love2:


Hmmm, maybe;)

:luvkiss:

Fishy is only 25 and she loves me:love2:

heehee:banana:

[~*TiGeRs f@N*~]

I guess the younger girls like "elderly" men:banana:

I know I do!! :D My baby has 9 year on me.

[princessfishy]

Hmmm, maybe;)

:luvkiss:

Fishy is only 25 and she loves me:love2:

heehee:banana:

:love2: that i do

[Baseball Guru]

:love2: that i do


See?:love2:

:naughty:

[Timberwolf]

I'd rather go to K-Mart than Wal-Mart. Less crowded.:)

How about Target? I love going to Target. For one thing, it's right by Fairleigh Dickinson University so I tend to bring dinner before I go to work. Second, the people there are friendly. Third, it's a proud sponsor of the Timberwolves hence why their arena is named the Target Center.

[Timberwolf]

Why do you guys have to treat us girls like sex objects? Maybe if you treat us like normal girls you could have beter results.

I think the author of this thread is full of it. This is the same guy who claimed to be shot three times and remarkably posted the next day. I doubt he actually did it. He just wanted to get responses and obviously, he has been very successful.

[Chisox73]

How about Target? I love going to Target. For one thing, it's right by Fairleigh Dickinson University so I tend to bring dinner before I go to work. Second, the people there are friendly. Third, it's a proud sponsor of the Timberwolves hence why their arena is named the Target Center.
Target's awesome.:thumbsup: It's within walking distance from my house.

That's usually my #1 choice when I go shopping for my toys.Meijer is a close 2nd.

[Timberwolf]

Target is affordable too. There are lot of good stuff to choose from. It's a great market. Very underrated.

[Chisox73]

Target is affordable too. There are lot of good stuff to choose from. It's a great market. Very underrated.

Yeah,I just picked up "Anchorman" for $13.:thumbsup:

[Timberwolf]

Sorry but I don't go for elderly men.:tongue:

So you only go out with people that are from 18-29, right?

[Big R]

another classic thread by me...

[princessfishy]

another classic thread by me...

i may be new, but i already see the trend...;)

[Big R]

i may be new, but i already see the trend...;)


thank you thank you



no applause...:clap:

[I Are Baboon]

hard to believe this thread actually got WORSE after the first post!

[Baseball Guru]

hard to believe this thread actually got WORSE after the first post!

:evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol

Yeah really.... How this thread turned into a Target is great thread is beyond me....

I think this thread is a front runner for the worst one of the year:hmm:

[Chisox73]

:evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol

Yeah really.... How this thread turned into a Target is great thread is beyond me....

I think this thread is a front runner for the worst one of the year:hmm:
The things that we can talk about when we're half asleep on a Sunday night.:confused: ;)

[Jennifer]

:evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol :evillol

Yeah really.... How this thread turned into a Target is great thread is beyond me....

I think this thread is a front runner for the worst one of the year:hmm:Don't be so modest. Take some credit for the major contribution you made to this awful thread.:tongue:

And what's a "Target?"

[Chisox73]

I started talking about Target department store last night.

[Baseball Guru]

Don't be so modest. Take some credit for the major contribution you made to this awful thread.:tongue:

And what's a "Target?"


Target is like a Walmart...

You are right there with me as a contributor to this fantastic thread;)

We can write our awards speeches together...lol