Thedatch
02-01-2006, 10:08 PM
thought a few of you over here would appreciate this...it's an oldie but goodie
so..... peyton manning dies and goes to heaven. he gets there and God says "now, peyton, you have won so many awards in your career.... the sullivan award, AFC player of the year, numerous all-american and all-southeastern conference awards, so im going to give you your own house. not everyone in heaven gets their own house, you know!" and God pointed to this house that had a nice worn colts flag hanging from the window.
peyton is satisfied with his house, but looks around the neighborhood briefly and sees a house across the street with terrible towels in every window, the siding painted a nice shiny black, and the sidewalks pure gold.
he says to God, "so why does roethlisberger get that beautiful place?"
"oh, that's not his," God says. "that's mine."
so..... peyton manning dies and goes to heaven. he gets there and God says "now, peyton, you have won so many awards in your career.... the sullivan award, AFC player of the year, numerous all-american and all-southeastern conference awards, so im going to give you your own house. not everyone in heaven gets their own house, you know!" and God pointed to this house that had a nice worn colts flag hanging from the window.
peyton is satisfied with his house, but looks around the neighborhood briefly and sees a house across the street with terrible towels in every window, the siding painted a nice shiny black, and the sidewalks pure gold.
he says to God, "so why does roethlisberger get that beautiful place?"
"oh, that's not his," God says. "that's mine."