so you want to make an evil plan?

[pmeares17]

http://members.tripod.com/%7Emrpuzuzu/plan.html

[Jade Sabre]

i loved the "unneedlessly big weather machine!" it seems so... dr. evil-ish :2guns:

[pmeares17]

bwahah i know

[pmeares17]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the World Trade Center. This will cause countless hordes of squirrels to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Armageddon Clock, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

hahaha that really is evil:biggrin:

[pmeares17]

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