GaryMrMets
07-01-2002, 01:38 AM
What's the best sing-along song?
'Piano Man' by Billy Joel
'American Pie' by Don McLean
'Margaritaville' by Jimmy Buffett
'Sweet Caroline' by Neil Diamond
'Friends in Low Places' by Garth Brooks
'You've Got a Friend' by James Taylor
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How Hard Do You Rock?
1. What were you doing when you last heard Led Zeppelin's 'Stairway to Heaven'?
Speeding through a school zone in my '68 Camaro
Slow dancing at my mother's wedding
Riding in an elevator
I don't remember, but rest assured, I was ROCKING
What's a Led Zeppelin? It doesn't sound very aerodynamic
2. Which of the following chicks is the hottest?
The beauty school dropout in pink Spandex
The morose fine arts major with pierced eyebrows
The unbalanced debutante with a 'Heartbreaker' tattoo and a trust fund
The aspiring actress with a backstage pass collection from the last Black Sabbath tour
3. When leaving a hotel room to check out, you should always:
Check under the bed for any forgotten personal items
Itemize your purchases from the 'Honor Bar'
Leave a nice tip for the housekeeping staff
Nail all the furniture to the ceiling
4. How much do you hate disco?
Not at all, I find that disco has a good beat that's easy to dance to
More than the thought of Michael Bolton fronting Van Halen
I'm still wanted for questioning in several unsolved 'Disco Infernos'
I'd sooner wear a dress to a Hell's Angels rally than listen to a single note of disco
5. BONUS: Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are also known as:
The Glimmer Twins
The Toxic Twins
The Thompson Twins
The Siamese Twins
'Piano Man' by Billy Joel
'American Pie' by Don McLean
'Margaritaville' by Jimmy Buffett
'Sweet Caroline' by Neil Diamond
'Friends in Low Places' by Garth Brooks
'You've Got a Friend' by James Taylor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How Hard Do You Rock?
1. What were you doing when you last heard Led Zeppelin's 'Stairway to Heaven'?
Speeding through a school zone in my '68 Camaro
Slow dancing at my mother's wedding
Riding in an elevator
I don't remember, but rest assured, I was ROCKING
What's a Led Zeppelin? It doesn't sound very aerodynamic
2. Which of the following chicks is the hottest?
The beauty school dropout in pink Spandex
The morose fine arts major with pierced eyebrows
The unbalanced debutante with a 'Heartbreaker' tattoo and a trust fund
The aspiring actress with a backstage pass collection from the last Black Sabbath tour
3. When leaving a hotel room to check out, you should always:
Check under the bed for any forgotten personal items
Itemize your purchases from the 'Honor Bar'
Leave a nice tip for the housekeeping staff
Nail all the furniture to the ceiling
4. How much do you hate disco?
Not at all, I find that disco has a good beat that's easy to dance to
More than the thought of Michael Bolton fronting Van Halen
I'm still wanted for questioning in several unsolved 'Disco Infernos'
I'd sooner wear a dress to a Hell's Angels rally than listen to a single note of disco
5. BONUS: Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are also known as:
The Glimmer Twins
The Toxic Twins
The Thompson Twins
The Siamese Twins